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[bedpsyching]

Things I hate: fan made pokemon gender differences

[butterbeanchu]

YO THESE ARE FUCKING HALARIOUS

Like fan made stuff goes all out but in reality Pokemon gender differences are the most mundane shit

Only goes gen 1-4 tho

[aberrantemotion]

Yea thats how animals work

[bacony-cakes]

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

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Pokemon Heritage Post

[chloesimaginationthings]

Today’s my birthday! 🎉

[phochang]

👇 au link

[ctrl-alt-del-au]

LMAOOO THEIR FACES IN THE LAST FRAME

[murgoten]

Awerican girl Rebecca 🦃

[murgoten]

food and boobs with Rebecca! 🌭🍺🍔🥞

[sm0lsuccubus]

puerto rican goblin upon you~! ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

[sm0lsuccubus]

🚬🇵🇷

[fatallybsessedart]

Coconut (Nekopara) Model

okay so I decided to make Coconut from Nekopara first, let me say this before anything else I am not entirely pleased with her. But this is more because I wouldn't have been either way as the Anime and Game look completely different, most prominently her eyes...

So yeah, the end resulted in a face I'm not entirely content with, one way or another, because I had to choose between the sharper ones from the Visual Novel or the softer ones from the anime, so I tried to go a nice, even ground.

While I'm not completely content with it, I do think I can live with this look got her though I might dabble with it some here and there. Not gonna lie most my knowledge regarding her comes from the Anime as I only just finished Volume 1 of the Visual Novel and that focused more on Chocola and Vanilla then her.

Coconut and the other girls would be adopted by the Arcs, one idea I like for this one is we use the old trope of Jaune's sisters teaching him less then masculine hobbies so Jaune picks up baking and would use it to help make money for his family (Alongside some of his older sisters) Coconut and the other Nekos would work there until finally their all sufficent for Jaune to attempt to leave to live out his dream of being a Huntsman...

And he managed it! Yes! Hurray! Awesome!... Until about a month in... Why was there two boxes delivered to JNPR's Room... Crap Jaune recongnized that voice and wherever Chocola went he knew Vanilla followed...

I like the idea that the Nekos presence makes Jaunes dynamic with two people change vastly... Weiss and Blake.

Weiss, being a racist, will very much rub on Jaune's bad side and make the Sass come out.

Weiss: Those two snuck there way into Beacon, see Criminals the lot of them.

Jaune: *Eyes Narrow* Last time I checked Schnee you left me in a tree to die during Initiation, so I don't think you got a leg to stand on when it comes to morality. Now you can either apologize to Chocola and Vanilla for being rude and prove you're not Daddy's little Carbon copy.

Weiss: Did, did you just refer to me by my last name?

Jaune: Come on chocola, Vanilla, team lets go to another table, don't wanna risk our food turning as 'spoiled' as the Ice Queen...

The other is Blake, with whom Jaune comes into conflict because she is constantly trying to change them to be what she feels a respectable faunus should be. Jaune thinks they're nothing wrong with how they wanna act if it makes them happy.

It's not like Jaune likes treating them like pets but they've all somewhat adopted that sort of mentality over time. Demanding pets, to be spoiled, played with (Similarly to cats)

Besides while he appreciates Blake's avid support for Faunus rights, a human has no right to tell a Faunus how they should behave If his sisters (NOT CATGIRLS, PETS OR NEKOS, no matter how much they insist on being called it) wanna act more attuned to their natural Faunus instincts, that's their right and he will fight tooth and nail for it.

Jaune: Also, Blake, don't call Coconut a Cat Faunus, she is a Maine Coon Faunus, you can obviously tell the breed by her large fur-filled ears and fluffy tail… grouping all cat faunus together is honestly Demeaning.

Blake: *About to have an aneurysm from sheer rage*

Blake also might be a tiny bit, microsphically so... jealous of the catgirls not that she would ever admit it. Once Neon shows up on the other hand, well she has much less shame and pride.

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Heather (Total Drama Island) Model

So naturally I had to do Gwen mortal enemy and the undisputed Bitch of Total Drama next. Heather!

I do actually have a decent idea for even Heather mainly cuz that bitch was shaved bald Jaune's semblance, and the fact that well… Heather never really bothered pissing him off

Jaune: I mean…She's mean but like… I've literally fight soulless monsters. So I'm used dealing with people like Heather and unlike them she doesn't attack me?

Gwen:….. So, are You Really going to help her??

Jaune: i mean……. She's not Chris, besides, trust me, compared to this one asshole named Cardin, Heather's decent enough. Also Snow Angel was way meaner to me then Heather ever was... huh?

Gwen: You didn't have to deal with Heather much did you

Meanwhile Heather is just sorta baffled by Jaune who isn't mean to her, lets all the stuff she did slide off to the side and shrugs off any badwill

I do like the idea that Jaune genuinely believes Heather when she says everything she did on the show wasn't personal, she was just playing the only way she knew how to her best advantage. Jaune seems like the sort who would believe that, or at least give the benefit of the doubt even when he knows he really shouldn't

Jaune: Hey friends are just people you haven't met yet… So yeah.

Heather: Um… Jaun, why aren't you speaking in that terrible accent of yours…

Jaune:… Crap

-Several Truth Revealing Minutes Later-

Heather: Wait! You mean you've been lying to us this whole time!

Jaune:…'Sigh' Yeah.

Heather: Manipulating everyone into thinking you actually care about them. That that whole 'Strangers are just Friends you haven't met yet' junk was your actual opinion.

Jaune: Well, I meant that I jus-

Heather: You're a fraud who will do anything to get what he wants, even break every rule and steal someone else's spot who trained their whole life for the opportunity to enter Beacon.

Jaune:… I, oh gods…

Heather: That's… Incredible! I'm so proud of you!

Jaune:… Somehow that's the worst thing you could've said to me…

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mia is wild for keeping Ethan's mold a secret in Resident Evil,,

[kingoftieland]

Batman… I choose YOU!

[charliequinnandthenerds]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I DIDNT KNOW THIS.

[geekishchic]

I REMEMBER THIS

#i am also old

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Pokemon Heritage Post

[merryweathercomics]

Deep Lore #3

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF and Resident evil duo I made up,,

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *stumbling through a snowy city, collapsing onto the stone steps of a building, looking into the sky one more time as he bleeds out* We did it guys ... good job ...

Clover: *Entering the Hologram training room* Hey! You're not to live out self-sacrificial fantasies in the Hologram Training room.

Jaune: *sitting up* Come on! Like you've never thought about doing this!

Clover: ...

~~~~

Clover and Jaune lay on the snow-covered steps of a great building at the center of a city, bleeding out as the stare into the sky

Clover: I'm just happy ... we got to save those orphans ...

Jaune: yeah ... one grand, final round ...

[fatallybsessedart]

Kali's Leopard Top

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

Okay so there is one Konosuba charater I wanna make, mainly because she is hilarious. But also because unlike Aqua or Meginium I can see her falling for Jaune... Or at least the rumors surrounding the Arc men, unquenchable embodiments of lust and desires who after sleeping with them are ruined for anyone else... Care to take a guess who?

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

Y'know Kazuma is actually insanely easy to make since he has a lean build and the male models are already made to work with that frame... So I'd probably just make the whole team.

With Aqua actually just be delusional in this one but having such a broken Semblance (Literal Reviving the Dead) that she believes she's a Goddess.

One joke could be Tyrian did kill him only for Aqua to revive him and him to expose Lionheart.

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

Huh?... Darkness would definitly read the same kinda smut as Blake...

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

I can see Jaune taking Advice from Kazuma, like everyone else assumes Kazuma is a creep... Which, yeah he is, but he isn't a bad person. And Jaune recongnizes how difficult Darkness, Aqua and Megimium seem to be so can see he is a good leader so seeks out advice.

Only to learn dirty tatics from him, but Jaune desperate to learn takes them to heart and actually uses them effectively

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

...Oh god seeing Jaune pull off a dirty victory would only make Darkness notice him more... Because now she see's that he could a scumbag too his he tries... Then she learns about his transcripts, how he cheated his way in and stole someones spot. What more, he looks like he could be her brother which only makes the idea of getting with him Worse (Better)

[fatallybsessedart]

Darkness (KonoSuba) Model

Honestly one funny idea I have is after introductions randomly Ren walks up to Kazuma and hugs him

Ren: You have endured much.

would be funny if everyone just assumed she was some master fighter, basically even Pyrrha loses via pure exhuastion. Everyone thinking she's simply showing off, Yang is pissed assuming she her offputting Grin is a smug one

Nora: Guys I think she's just getting off on it.

Weiss: Ignore Nora, she obviously doesn't know what she's talking about.

Also funny dynamic would be a certain reaction Jaune has to her.

Kazuma: And this is Darkness our teams tank.

Jaune: I guess all she's good at is taking hits, meat shield fits pretty well.

RWBY & JNPR: *Shocked Pikachu Faces*

Darkness: So… So Mmm ~Mean~

Jaune: *Realizes What He Said* Oh Shi- I'm So Sorry! She looks like one of my sisters so I spoke without thinking!

Nora: Fearless Leader? Are you a jerk to your sisters?

Jaune: No Nora, we just like needling each other, y'know like teasing

Jaune: And if someone ends up crying over a few words, well that's just weakness to be exploited. And I mean look at her! Blonde with Blue Eyes! Valean Noble Features! She even wears Yellow, Orange and White! Who Wouldn't Have Thought She was a Arc!?

Jaune goes a bit Sassmaster against her without thinking

[swedishjazz]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[catfishofoldin99colours]

do none of you own a fucking kettle

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World Heritage Post

[arc-misadventures]

The... Golem?

Jaune: This... She! She is a golem... right?

Pietro: Yes! She's an artificial life form I have created!

Ren: And... her name is...?

Pietro: Her name is, Penny!

JR: Penny?

Penny:

Ren: Hmm...?

Jaune: Huw...?

Ren: A metallic spine, and ribs...?

Jaune: A housing structure for the gelatinous for to be help give it's it's form, and shape?

Ren: And, the slime body?

Jaune: The slime mimics the softness often found in humanoid flesh. As well as being capable of generating warmth; The warm of flesh, to indicate life as it were.

Ren: Ohh, so it makes her seem more... human than if she was made for more inorganic components, such as metals?

Jaune: I would assume so. Are we correct in our assumptions, Dr. Polendina?

Pietro: Yes indeed! You two are quite the pair of intelligent adventurers!

Jaune: Thank you!

Ren: These are just our guesses from our observations

Jaune: But, we do have one question.

Pietro: And, what is that my lad?

JR: Why does she have a human head?

Ren: I would assume her head would have a metal skull, and a slime skin formed around it. But, it's human.

Jaune: It is human, right?

Pietro: It is actually slime!

JR: Slime?!

Pietro: Yes, Penny's head is made from a very rare slime capable of mimicking human form that makes it almost indistinguishable to the human form, both in it's appearance, and texture. Even her hair is actually a slime!

Jaune: Oh... That's good to know. I was worried it was an... actual head.

Ren: Yeah, it's so real I thought it was real.

Jaune: Same. One last question: Why the mask?

Penny: I haVe YeT tO MasTEr sPeakiNg iN a NoRmaL HuMAn VoiCE. T-tHe maSk heLpS to EMulAte It.

JR: Ohhh...

Ren: You sound like a human who's recovering from a neck injury

Jaune: It may sound off, but I'm sure you will be able to speak with a lovely voice one day!

Penny: T-THaNk yOu.

Jaune: Well, after knowing all of this, I've come to a decision?

Ren: A decision?

Jaune: A decision about, Penny!

Ren: Oh!

Ren: What kind of decision?

Jaune: Smash!

Ren: WHAT?!

Jaune: You heard me.

Ren: You want to have sex with a... a metal, slime girl golem...?

Pietro: S-S-Sex?!

Jaune: Yeah.

Ren: She's a slime?!

Jaune: You clearly don't know what the pleasures of being with a slime girl are like.

Ren: ...?!

Ren: Y-You've been with a slime girl before...?

Jaune: Remember, Neo?

Ren: Yeah, I remember her. She kept us stuck in that town for a month, because of that quest you two were working on.

Jaune: ...?

Ren: You weren't working on a quest were you...?

Jaune: At first, but Neo wanted to show me how... flexible she is.

Ren: ...

Ren: You're a massive slut, Jaune.

Jaune: Says the blushing virgin.

Penny: i'M soRRy tO inTErupT. BuT... mR. ARc?

Jaune: Yes?

Penny: ...

Penny: SNu snU?

Jaune: It will be my pleasure, my Lady~!

Penny: S-SenSAstiOnAl!

Ren: ...

Pietro: ...

Pietro: Isn't your companion a paladin?

Ren: Of the Summer Maiden... The fertility goddess...

Pietro: Oh... Does that mean he might...?

Ren: I don't want to talk about it!

Pietro: Okay.