captain’s log

vero • she/her • 20s musings and nonsense probably better suited to a diary

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[alisonzai]

[kidovna]

lego mike wheeler carrying will byers bridal style dot jpg

[oh-capt]

i know one day this will all be a blip in the timeline that is my life, but my god i just want to be on the other side of it already. i want to be free of bronchitis and gross coughing. i want to not puke every morning and maybe a few more times in the day after. i want to get my 8 hours of sleep and actually be rested from it. i want to have a goddamn meal without the smell of it making me overwhelmingly nauesous

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

[missvoltairine-blog]

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

[ratburglars]

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

[judgebunnie]

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

[knottahooker]

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

[sadcypress]

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

[fozmeadows]

I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN 

AND YET

WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES

AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME

I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED

TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL

THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS

[gingersnapwolves]

my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.

[cobrilee]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

[avvocarlo]

that's what courage looks like

[dealunart]

Spidey study! Just watched Brand New Day last night and absolutely loved it, so I had to get this out of my system.

[faggotfungus]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[scullee]

more x-files studies

[kosmogrl]

august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good

[captainstarburst]

anyone who uses the r slur at this point needs to just be recognized as a hateful bigot and we cant be quiet about it anymore. genuinely. get mad at people for this. point it out and be annoying about it. no you cant reclaim it you just want an excuse to be bigoted

[house-of-mirrors]

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

[house-of-mirrors]

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

[enthyrea]

- i bet we were fun.

- like you wouldn’t believe.

[bebeseagull]

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

[glowcowboy]

i am full of love and also fatigue