Your limbs?? For my collection??

@darthserket

I'm blanketHermit on Discord!! This is just a place were I can pterodactyl screech into the void I have at my convenience at 3 am instead of bothering my friends. Feel free to message me if you just need someone to chat with or rant at. I have a lot of free time. ALSO if you follow me I will follow back because I'm grateful for all of the users of this hellsite regardless of how strange. And I apologize if I sound like an overexcited 6 year old on caffeine if I interact with you! That's just the entirety of my existence!

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raisinchallah

to really get womens sports to the next level we need to craft teams that are supervillains we need a powerful eternal successful team that also has bad vibes bad energy and is fundamentally evil we need to construct the new york yankees of women

fishinspacey

i need them both slain

yamalvr

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

turing-tested

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

indiecup--fordeactivation-deact

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

turing-tested

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

cassidy-peterson

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

turing-tested

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

ostolero

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

sayaratyriea

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

mortimermcmirestinks

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

jacky-killian

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

iwilleatyourenglish

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

chryza

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

slimetony

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

teaboot

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

slimetony

I’m not really in any position to be picky

frot-cember-deactivated20241214

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*