Equivalent Mayhem

Description - in quota - not the highest thing on my priorities list.

[memehumor]

Every guy understands the problem

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[caenis-mordred]

Reblog if you’re a gentleman and a scholar!

[vanilla-andante]

[meme-queen-usxgi-deactivated201]

I will never stop loving this

[bace-jeleren]

i FINALLY FOUND IT

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alyssemazakian)

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[audie009]

[goodolmighty]

YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN

[a-walkingmeme-deactivated201905]

hey guys it’s him

[othervio]

@a-walkingmeme I hope you don’t mind but I was compelled to draw it

[a-walkingmeme-deactivated201905]

@othervio holy shit im c r yi n g ahfjksfg 

[rynekat]

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

[carryonmywaywardstirrup]

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[larissafae]

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I loved this ridiculous moment so much okay

ANGRY CYBORG SASS OFF

[whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid]

This was my favourite bit

[americanhorrorstory-myface-deac]

[idunnololposts]

the world would be incomplete without squishy bags of evil

[inuhito]

[memehumor]

Phillip cant be phased by the bullets because of the weight of his massive steel balls

[dankmemeuniversity]

[protocol00]

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

[velen-z-the-lucario]

mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*

[protocol00]

My dude.

[david-lynch-ate-my-son]

some more anime boob physics for you: 

i had to do some uncomfortable google image searches for these!

[haiku-robot]

i had to do some uncomfortable google image searches for these

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[eric-coldfire]

How dare you leave out the best one?

You’re just jealous your tits don’t move like that because they’re weighed down by your sense of self-doubt.

[mister-christmas]

*boing*

[tadpol-e-pidemic]

So anime creators really never seen a boob in real life huh

[rainbowsnwater-deactivated20181]

THE FUCKING BULLET OMFG WHERE IS THAT FROM

[spooky-pens]

The Bullet one is from high school of the dead!

[gallusrostromegalus]

Outside: *is snowing at an unseasonably early October 10th*

My inner time goblin that is terrible at their job: crimmas?

Me: No. It’s not even Halloween. It’s not even my birthday yet.

Goblin: but snowing. It Crimmas.

Me: no.

Goblin: CHANUKAH!

Me: No! It’s late this year!

Goblin: want… L A T K E

Me: you know? Time is an illusion, especially when it comes to food. Its latke time.

[thatdisasterauthor]

My brain has decided the weather means we’re stuck in perpetual evening for some reason? I keep saying “have a great evening” to customers even at, like, eight in the morning.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It dark out.

Time for hibernate.

[funnypages]

Tag yourself I’m Jason 

Batman and Robin #10

[lumikinetic]

@superpeanutwastaken @sugarbatsy @thefingerfuckingfemalefury Why does Tim look exactly like he was drawn by the Avatar: Last Airbender animators?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Don’t underestimate how badly I want to be around to name the next supercontinent

[declankendrick]

Pangea part 2 the gangs back together

[andhumanslovedstories]

Anyway how’s your afternoon, I thought we owned fancy brown sugar and proceeded to fucking destroy my coffee

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club