I am just awful at a lot of things.

[asynca]

imagine if the franchise hadn’t been such FUCKING COWARDS

[sheryl-lee]

I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And, yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in a donut’s hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a donut hole at all, but a smaller donut with its own hole, and our donut is not whole at all!

KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blogging-phelddagrif]

[grendelsmilf]

I AM a female villain apologist and it IS because they are sexy. that is all

[cherryredbed-deactivated2020100]

[poisondartlesbian]

mom said it’s MY turn to speak the forbidden language and summon the old gods

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

i’m like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok

[outofcontextdiscord]

[emokingeddie]

tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

edward at school thinking up 100 ways on how to kill bella:

alice sitting in math class after getting each vision:

[ilikedetectives]

Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey in a nutshell

[bumblebee-cuttiefish]

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[6qubed]

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[dearbisexual]

me whenever i don’t like a food

[titlecard]

—Moses, hear what I say. I have been a slave all my life, and God has never answered my prayers until now. God saved you from the river, He saved you in all your wanderings… and even now, He saves you from the wrath of Pharaoh. God will not abandon you. So, don’t you abandon us.

THE PRINCE OF EGYPT (1998) dir. Brenda Chapman, Simon Wells, and Steve Hickner

[taquito]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]