Whatever my current obsession is

[wrottenapple]

[zarucas]

Lets be just like mama and papa

[zarucas]

Zaruca flirting in front of Tatum having a existential crisis aww

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[samreich]

always remember

[calexinred]

I don't know if anyone has pointed this out before, but I can't stop noticing how, after Rio tells Agatha 'that boy isn't yours,' Agatha takes a moment to really look at her. She moves away slightly, her gaze slowly tracing Rio’s features—starting from her eyes, then drifting down to her chin, lips, nose, and then back up again. It’s almost as if, in that moment, she’s seeing their son in Rio’s face. And the way Rio looks at Agatha—completely lost in her, so utterly in love—it's just too much… I’m going to cry😭😭😭

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

is it too much to ask for

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

is it too much to ask for

[jeremiu]

i need to get off the computer and get around to my

[thatordinaryoddity]

“Nope. Not you too“

courtesy of Aunt Damodred (@silverpike_95 on twitter)

[loisfreakinglane]

I'm talking about a clean slate.

[junglejim4322]

Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

[junglejim4322]

I’m still so taken aback by people in the notes who claimed you need to be talking to people weekly or even daily to consider them your friend. how many people do you know? As an adult I feel like talking every day is sustainable with one person maybe 2 or 3 if your circumstances somehow are really conveniently aligned. yeah there’s people I talk to often there’s also people I don’t talk to for 6 months because there’s no way we’ll be able to coordinate time and energy and I still consider them my friends because this is real life and there isn’t a stardew valley esque hearts system based off of how many interactions we had this month

[3liza]

just fyi by the time youre in your 30s, most of the people you would call to help you cover up a murder are the people you text about twice a year. it's specifically because you can maintain the relationship on two texts a year that they are your closest friends. the reason everyone's interpersonal relationships are so unstable in your teens is because everyone's "best friends" are almost entirely circumstantial. you won't actually know which of those people are in for the long haul until the relationships have been stress tested by distance, conflict and silence.

[strange-aeons]

Are you aware about the omegaverse locked tomb Gideon/Harrow Taco Bell au where they they fuck bc Harrow who is an omega had to go into work at Taco Bell even though she was in heat bc she had to cover naberius’s shift bc he got hit by a fucking car

The what

[islamprotestan-blog]

only 5 seconds

[zanyflowerpizzatrash]

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[suffer-no-humiliation]

Immediately recognized that look

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[inertial-reel]

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

[kla1991]

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

[0v9]

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

[bigmouthlass]

No for real. Doesn't need to be huge; you'd be surprised how much half a dozen crackers or a handful of almonds improves one's disposition and outlook on life.

[sansstar]

agatha all along spoiler!

can you believe these two morally corrupt homotrons were mothers… like people probably thought their son was the antichrist

[jubshead]

And then he turned out to be the cutest little boy of all time 😭