[hellovegetapanda]

Frieza / Freeza at Trader Joe’s

[roboticoperatingbud]

[podencos]

I will literally never believe your 20s are meant to be the prime of your life. The years immediately following your adolescence? When you’re entrenched in the battlefields of un/learning, healing, and growing? Yeah right

[babyanimalgifs]

A very polite deer bowing to a tourist in Japan 

(via)

[firefox-official]

got these one after the other and read it like a bully

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

anon is ratatouilles abusive father

[justmebeingtheweirdmeiam-deacti]

RATATOUILLE IS NOT HIS NAME😭😭😭

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

youre right i was thinking of ratatouilles monster

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[catchymemes]

[black-labs-matter]

How opossums help fight ticks and Lyme disease

Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...

[slapmytitties]

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

[dirtydisneyconfessions]

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

[inzergue]

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

[porterr-robinson]

[disneydailly]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

This is like a round of cards against humanity

[argumate]

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[slapmytitties]

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

[leflambeur]

by Jack Davison for AnOther Magazine 

[stelluula]

bela lugosis dead, undead, undead, undead

[signorformica]

Illustrations of Prophecy. David Cambell ~ 1840 Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

[cybernymphe]

The Devil and The Lovers tarot cards  from IONA Tarot Deck

[1five1two]