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happy pride
When John Tortorella invariably fucks up again and needs his image rehabilitated, I am going to pitch him my new feature film, Horse Hockey, a heartwarming coming of age story about Torts rescuing an an orphaned foal and teaching it to play hockey, Air Bud style.
And obviously the horse is a beast on the ice, even more so under Tortorella’s rigorous coaching. I mean, can you imagine this thing on a breakaway?? Except he’s not the hard-hitting, physical brute that everyone in the league assumes he is. He’s sensitive. He’s patient. He’s got high hockey IQ and beautiful edge work. But the refs only see his size and his (ahem) pedigree, and the horse just keeps racking up the penalty minutes. Teams are starting to get worried he’s a liability, and Tortorella’s ever growing presence as the horse’s coach/agent/father is NOT helping.
In a pivotal game against their divisional rival, the horse gets a five minute major for boarding, and Torts is on the ice before he even registers his body moving, screaming at the refs that “it was clean hit! It’s not his fault he’s 17 hands high!!” But then he feels something on his waist. A hoof, somehow fitted with a hockey skate blade, pulls him back into the penalty box, and the horse whinnies softly until Torts stops his tirade and sits down, pacified. The entire arena looks on, dead silent, as Torts starts reflexively smoothing his fingers through the horse’s beautiful mane, the way he used to every night when the horse was still too young and afraid to leave his side.
And as his horse son looks at him with his big, wet horse eyes and places his big, warm horse head onto his shoulder, John has a realization. He may have taught the horse about stick handling and face offs, but the horse taught him something even more important. The horse taught John Tortorella how to be a little bit more human.
(Travis Konecny voice) Tipperrrrrrr
was gonna draw this earlier as part of my general playoff drawings but didnt get around to it then. decided to put a little more work into it.
danny b if you trade him you will pay for your crimes
anyways, quinton byfield says kiss your friends!
Reunion for buddies McDavid and Strome
i’ve been missing my wife so much bro. happy belated 8 year cupiversary to him <3
Hey. Hey! Why am I going every fucking time? Fuck you! | PHI vs WSH 01.14.23
Mcdrai yuri
gone but not forgotten (beautiful ginger mane)
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
i miss her so bad…
heh. hehehe.
I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #roberto luongo. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.
I want to take a heaping batch of #trevor zegras and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.
trevor's comfort with not being perceived as macho tough guy or rather if anything, prefers being perceived the opposite way? not commonly seen in nhl players/male athletes where it's so drilled in to seem tough, seem bigger, seem more capable, etc. but he dgaf? he doesn't like that? nary a thirst- trap esque working out picture on his instagram (cue cam york), nary any insecurities about his height or weight ("im 130 pounds!) or lack of body hair (which, sounds weird, but that definitely is something male athletes would chirp each other about a la masculinity "it's genetics, jen!"), posts goofy super close up selfies in his dumps, has an emotional pink support beanie, is completely happy getting manhandled by the month old rookie in many different angles (denver drives, is fine with barks telling the media that he was living in a mess before), is apparently "shirtless" all the time (comfortable in his skin?), recommends "man i need" as a win song, sunset photos galore, loudly proclaimed that he's a taylor swift fan (lowk back when her rep was not great, i may add), is supremely generous and obvious with his love for people on and off the ice like at least two standard deviations more than the mean, actively supports and talks about mental health awareness, put out the goofiest hulu ad of all time like he said "yeah let's have a cut of me crying to zootopia 2", again no hiding emotions here no macho tough cool guy nonchalance, on the ice makes the big enforcer guys look silly with his quick hands and quick feet, quite literally ushered in a new era of hockey with his entire person and playstyle,