erikablair

Erika // Writer // She/Her // Many fandomed-writer email: [email protected] ao3 , fanfic.net

[erikablair]

I don't understand how Ishtar created the ultimate twink and then was surprised when Gilgamesh fucked them. Described as being as beautiful as a god, no way was Gilgamesh not going to see Enkidu, a twink as strong as him, and not going to be like "Yeah, this guy can handle my dick."

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How the fuck does Pink Floyd and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest sync so well thematically? Excuse me while I write a twisted psychological tale while blasting the lyricisms of Pink Floyd while my heavily annotated One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest rests besides me

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Look, I'm not that fancy. Sometimes I just want thsm to fuck

[yendarvis]

I do not traffic in colloquialisms.

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Him walking in a straight line over a rock was iconic!

[tainbocuailnge]

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

[teabirdy]

WELL THEN.

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Belle, the original Monsterfucker

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My heater is clicking at me and I'm wondering if its trying to communicate

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Rewatching Castle and I really do admire Kate's therapist to be able to keep a straight-face whenever Kate dumps all her pining and relationship woes about Castle on him. I would not have been that strong

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I am not thriving this winter. I am wrapping myself in my oodie like a cocoon and running up my powerbill with heaters. It is icy af

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One of the hard things about being highly imaginative and having anxiety is that the lines between reality and fantasy start blurring. And when its late, you're super sleepy and have just been highly creative, you enter into this state between daydreaming and the beginnings of a lucid dream while you're awake.

What this results in, is while you're setting up for bed you start thinking of yourself as a royal caught up in a highly sophisticated honey trap ending in your assassination. And then you blink and you need to remind yourself that you are in your apartment, getting ready for bed.

Its like getting a preview of your dreams.

[imposterogers]

if I was vanessa and I watched my ex bf maintain eye contact with his live in wolverine from an alt universe who was very literally “made” in a lab (and wades wet dreams) take their shared dog, give wade a nod of encouragement & for wade to slide his hand up against mine i’d think the next words out of his mouth would be “do you want to join our polycule”

[erikablair]

Vanessa 100% would. Girl matches Wades freak at every juncture

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Rukius is best borb and Claude is best ML

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All the plot but none of the words 😭

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Goddamnit Joel, all you needed to do was leave her alone. But fuck me, that smile was creepy

[drasticemotions]

fucking hell I’ve never wanted to fuck hugh jackman more god help me

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Everyone was ogling him on screen and in the theatre. And I was one of them. Damn, this man ages like good cheese

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Long Live the Drama King is such an underrated manwha! Its hilarious and makes productions so entertaining. Its my introduction to makjang! It needs so much more attention! And the characters are so good! I love that Lee Hyunseok keeps failing in the best ways 😂

[silverquill101]

Harry: No. Voldemort killed my parents.

Tom: He killed mine too. See? We already have so much in common.

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Harry *squinting incredulously*: But you are Voldemort.

Tom *waves hand dismissively*: Details, darling.

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There was so much smut potention, yet no r-rating