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Here for nonsense and nonsense alone.

[sleepy-bebby]

Chainmail for rabbits in iron, sterling silver, jute fabric, and canvas fabric. One of my master's theses has since also been shown at the National Museum's exhibition "Konceptdesign".

[themarchingbeetle]

Magical doors

[sleepy-bebby]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[loathsome-jr]

[project-catgirlpiller]

[catgirl-kaiju]

T-Rex actually stands for Transgender Rex

[crystalmaster333]

Hong Kong drain system

[cetitanhasmoved]

[seabassapologist]

[safaridays]

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

[a-dragons-journal]

[lagaleriapopurri]

Dick Twinney

[hungwy]

One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroom between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.

[valtsv]

2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop

2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.

[grumfy]

Had no idea Dracula Daily was a thing and just assumed the collective tumblr hive mind decided English realtor Jonathan Harker was the little meow meow du jour for no reason at all

[emergencychange]

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[helloitsbees]

[helloitsbees]

target demographic

[helloitsbees]

train bloggers i am kissing you on the cheek like the godfather

[squeakitties]

[meme-scene]

[sandmandaddy69]

[tatzelwurming]

I’m pissing with clumsiness and wild abandon

[dajo42]

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

[dajo42]

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

[teaboot]

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

[dajo42]

just so everybody knows i have literally no idea why my blog shows as deactivated in the reblog. my working theory is that half of me is currently in the friends universe beating the shit out of ross geller