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a little comic about kisses and curses. happy halloween!
Check out this robotic hand which can touch and feel, improving perception and reflexes for its user. [ Ī ]
This Robot Hand Will Allow You To Bother An Entire Duck
Why Did God Create Atheists?
There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses thisĀ very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything inĀ the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson.Ā
One clever student asks āWhat lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did GodĀ create them?ā
The Master responds āGod created atheists to teach us the mostĀ important lesson of them all ā the lesson of true compassion. You see, whenĀ an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helpsĀ someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of someĀ religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to performĀ this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are basedĀ on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow uponĀ others simply because he feels it to be right.ā
āThis means,ā the MasterĀ continued āthat when someone reaches out to you for help, you should neverĀ say āI pray that God will help you.ā Instead for the moment, you shouldĀ become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say āIĀ will help you.āā
ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 byĀ Mar
imagine that there is no God who can help, and say āI will help you.āā
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Yes.Ā YES.
TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT
1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors wonāt prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.
2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.
3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.
4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.
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Are there HRT medications that donāt increase blood clot risk? Iām already at risk because of my blood pressure, and my doctor wonāt prescribe HRT that increases clot risk while Iām on the medication - and I may never not be on the medication.
Absolutely.
The concerns surrounding venous thromboembolic events as a side-effect of hormone replacement therapy can mostly be traced back to one particular study known as the Womenās Health Initiative. This study was an enormous undertaking which, unfortunately, demonstrated significant adverse effects of the hormone therapies studied. As a result of this the use of hormone replacement therapy in postmenopausal cis women was dramatically reduced as the medical community began to question whether or not the therapy caused more harm than good.
Naturally, trans women have been suffering from this fall-out ever since.
What physicians seem to fail to recognize is that the study examined a very specific hormone regimen which was, arguably, outmoded at the time the study was conducted: It examined the use of conjugated equine estrogen (Premarin) with or without the use of medroxyprogesterone acetate. Neither of these drugs is regularly used for the treatment of transgender women.
The estrogen most commonly used to treat transgender women nowadays is 17β-estradiol either in pill form or in the form of a sticky patch that you apply to your skin. Esters of estrogen (e.g. estradiol valerate) are also sometimes used either in a pill form or as an intramuscular injection.
Transdermal estradiol patches are the gold standard when it comes to treating women who are at high risk of a venous thromboembolic event. It simply does not increase the risk of developing a venous thromboembolism. The only thing you should keep in mind is that patches are not always well tolerated because of the lifestyle changes required to keep them from falling off and the fact that they tend to irritate the skin.
Fortunately, oral 17β-estradiol appears to be safe, regardless of the increased risk. At least one large study has shown that the use of oral estradiol in trans women is not associated with venous thromboembolic events. An individual womanās risk would need to be substantial in order to contraindicate the use of oral estradiol.
For those who have significant risk of venous thromboembolism because they have had a previous thromboembolic event, because they are paralyzed, or because of some other factor it is good to know the relative risk between oral and transdermal estrogen. The latest research indicates that the use of transdermal estrogen lowers your risk of a thromboembolism to 80% of what your risk would be using oral estrogens.
Itās difficult to find hard numbers regarding the relative risk of venous thromboembolic events with regards to hypertension. The best I could find after an hour or so of searching was this study regarding VTE in lung cancer patients. Hypertension increased the risk by a factor of 1.8.
However, to put that into perspective being of African descent increases your relative risk for deep vein thrombosis by a factor of 1.3 when compared to Europeans. Europeans are, themselves, at increased risk when compared to Asians and Pacific Islanders by a considerable margin: a four-fold increase.
I should point out that being āmaleā is also a risk factor for developing a thromboembolism and hormones are likely to be a contributing factor. Also, menopause is another serious risk factor. Given this information it is likely that the use of transdermal estradiol will lower your risk of thromboembolic events significantly.
As far as the anti-androgen is concerned: The primary use for spironolactone for cisgender people is as an antihypertensive.
Even if the risk of thromboembolism was truly significant with modern hormone replacement therapy it wouldnāt justify what your doctor is doing to you. The fact is that mortality in the transgender community from suicideācaused in part due to the lack of access to hormone therapyāis substantial. The quality of life lost when a trans woman is denied hormone therapy is substantial. The fact that your doctor does not appear to be taking this into consideration when they weigh the risk of thromboembolism against not receiving necessary medical care is deeply concerning.
I strongly recommend that you seek a doctor who is more sensitive to your medical needs as a transgender woman.
Edit: Fixed a minor, but embarrassing, error.
oh wow this is so helpful & good info
Everyone who cares about transfem people please reblog this
this was really fucking helpful
I was trying to find a motivational desktop wallpaper to help me deal with my thesis writing, but somehow all those feel good ābe positive :) u can do it :) believe in urself :)ā -designs just donāt work for me. At all. So now it just reads:
ā¦good enough.
my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order
and floridians are just as human as you and me!
and the moral of the story is that there are no deadly snakes native to alaska
you might know this guy as one of the only archaeologists cool enough to be mentioned by indiana jones
itās my dream to have my name said by harrison ford
iām not going to apologize for having this class at 6am because you paid for it and itās your fault.Ā
we donāt all dress like lara croft. i tried to get it to be a thing on a dig and my colleagues yelled at me.Ā
they were pretty good archaeologists except they were too racist to realize anything they found.Ā
i take back what i said about us not dressing like lara croft because lewis binford here is wearing nothing but short shorts and a cowboy hat. take notes for an academic halloween costume!
archaeologists can be good artists! not me, though. or anyone i know. but if you can draw just know you have options.
sometimes you find dead bodies when you dont really expect it and you just have to deal with it
archaeologists are the only people allowed to get exited when they find corpses.Ā
once i ruined thanksgiving dinner when i told my family i had gotten my degree in archaeology and my uncle commented he liked dinosaurs too
the closest iāve ever been to a grizzly bear is when i left my glasses in my tent on a dig in alaska, Ā saw a big rock in the distance, and almost screamed
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ah yes. archaeologists. or, as i love to call us, Ā pottery analysts
i mean he was kind of a good guy for helping us beat britain but he owned slaves so that really cancelled it out.
archaeology is like cultural anthropology, except after you interview the person you turn around and shoot them in the head.
do not use trees! trees are bad! donāt do it!
usually you find shards, but itās super exciting when you find a really big shard
itās basically like a waterpark, except youāre fully clothed and walking through a dark tunnel knee deep in muddy water. so, basically splish splash.
Ā i dont believe in curses but my colleagues and i like to encourage the idea of them so people stop touching our stuff
usually, you would find a knife in a kitchen. or underneath your pillow to really freak out your roommate who is a history nerd and has no idea why you would sleep with a knife under your pillow and heāll get really scared and freaked out and okay iām getting off topic
no matter what the other scientists say, archaeology is a real science.
donāt worry, i promise you, and whatever government agency thatās spying on me right now, Ā that iām not a crazy communist trying to overthrow the government
by now youāve noticed the bigĀ āPOP QUIZā written on the board. there isnāt one, but i wanted to see the looks on your face when you saw it. but youāre all dead inside so itās not really funny.
everything was fine except the citizens of pompeii just woke up dead the next day
the number one question you should ask when you read old archaeology papers isĀ āhow the hell do you know?ā
nothing pisses off old men more than young people askingĀ āwhyā andĀ āprove itā so do that as often as possible
this is incredible! all it takes is a computer the size of this room!
Bisexual Main Characters of Colour on American TV
Alarm: This is not a joke
Remind me again why you think there is no difference between the candidates and it doesnāt matter who wins?
yeah if youre not interested in reading the article, the lowdown is that trump will cut taxes byĀ $4.4 billion then make up for it by scrapping the Environmental Protection Agencyās Clean Power Plan and most of the FDA. Which is badā¦
ā¦really bad.
Where is that Archer meme when you need it.
DO YOU WANT A COUNTRY OF DEAD PEOPLE
BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET A COUNTRY OF DEAD PEOPLE.
āThe Food Safety policeā
Yeah because the LAST thing you want is people making sure that the food your putting in your body is safe for human consumption and wasnāt made in filthy conditions that will give you food poisoning and/or kill you
Why would you want the food you, your friends and your family eat to be SAFE
What kind of SJW wuss cares about whether what their eating will give them Mad Cow Disease, make them blind of kill them
āāāand even dictates the nutritional content of dog food,ā the Trump campaign fact sheet complained.ā
Iām so sorry, for NOT wanting a country full of poisoned or malnourished dogs!
āIām sorry if eating poison TRIGGERS you and you want your restaurants kitchens to be some kind of SAFE SPACEā
WTF?
Are you sure this isnāt a joke???
Not a joke, Americans who eat food.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????
The two Jehovahās Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I donāt even have a joke to make about this, guys. I just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, Iām constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. Itās really somethinā.
they must do jehovahs fitness
FUCK. HOW DID I MISS THAT.
I honestly canāt decide if I identify with Crowley or Aziraphale more because. Ā On one hand I too am a neurotic mess that raises houseplants and worries too much about being cool and constantly fucks up but wants people to love me. Ā And on the other hand, I too am testy and wish humans would leave me alone so I could read and love food so much I would be willing to try and stop the apocalypse so I could continue eating.
I was talking to someone about Fury Road today and they said āI just hated how it had no plot. They just left and then turned around and went straight back, it was so stupidā and I think my soul was in danger of leaving my body because really - thatās the whole point. Thatās the great message of Mad Max Fury Road - they need to leave and go back because they need to understand that the Green Place doesnāt exist. Valhalla doesnāt exist. Thereās no better place waiting, no Eden to escape to, nowhere for Furiosa and the wives to run to. This world, broken and damaged and war-torn as it is, is all they have, and if they want a Green Place then they have to make it themselves. They have to choose peace. They have to choose love for each other. They have to take the seeds from the older, violent generation and start again. They have to destroy the oppressive power structures holding them back, capitalism and the patriarchy that Immortan Joe represents.
The Green Place was around them all along, and it takes this long, cyclical journey to understand that, both for them and for the audience. The circular narrative structure is an absolute work of genius, and the fact that the entire plot can be boiled down to āthey leave and come backā is an indication of how well this works as an action movie - that the plot is simple enough so everyone can understand whatās going on while explosions are going off and cars are racing past at 100mph - yet itās still incredibly rich and wonderfully complex too.
And what a pertinent message to send out - the generations before us killed the world and now itās up to us to fix whatās broken. Thereās no Green Place but the one we make ourselves, which will be born out of fire and blood and rise from the ashes of the old world.
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#Warehouse 13Ā #first gif: ānot this fucking question againāĀ #second gif: ābehold I have chosen a ship and youāll have to pry it from my cold dead handsāĀ - @nuttydame
Warehouse 13 - S5: Ok.
Dear Terry Pratchett fans,
How exactly does oneĀ āmisplace the Antichristā?!
Sincerely,
Someone who is about to read Good Omens and read the back
Local Gays Just Canāt Stop Fucking Up: What Happens Next Will Surprise No One
You remember the pea and shell game? The one were the shells are switched about and if you loose your sight of the pea and you loose.Ā Think of the Antichrist as the pea and the shells as bunch of Satanic nuns.Ā
Every single relationship will get āboringā after youāve been together for ages. Love isnāt a feeling, itās a commitment; to love every day, physically and emotionally. Itās hard afff, itās not always laughs and smiles and fun. People tend to quit when it stops being cute. āOh the spark is gone.ā No, thatās not how it works. You want somebody to never give up on you and love you unconditionally? Do the same. This isnāt Hollywood, this isnāt romantic happy ever after bs. Love someone when you donāt want to, when they are being a fricken asshole. When theyāre being hard to love. Thatās thats the realist shit there is.
THE PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE IāM BABYSITTING FOR HAVE VEGAN CHOCOLATE MEAL REPLACEMENT POWDER MADE OF BUZZWORD-FOODS, ONE OF THE FIRST INGREDIENTS IS CORDYCEPS.
I TRIED SOME.
IT IS TERRIBLE???
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Cordyceps is the fungus that turns ants into zombies, FYI
suburban moms is the reason the apocalyse happened in the last of usĀ