mh brain hurts

all pronoujns weeee

[plaguedocboi]

Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters

[jaewul]

[erk1]

PLEASE DONT ACTUALLY DO THIS WE NEED OUR CORAL REEFS FOR MOST AQUAMARINE LIFE ON EARTH AND THATS THE FIRST PLACE THEYLL COLONIZE OMG

[erk1]

Yk whenever I was 11 I was doing vigorous smut rps and I didn’t know how the human body worked.

I thought that men could get preggo but only from women not from men

and that it was harder because I thought the slick that comes out of a woman’s vagina when she’s ready for action was what got the man pregnant, so I made this wonderful invention of a strap that sucked out the slick and put it through a hole in the top to br33d the man and included it in several rps and I’m pretty sure some people still believe that’s how the body works bc nobody corrected me

[outofcontextdiscord]

[erk1]

yerm

[erk1]

CONCUSSED ME WHAT WHAT IS THUS

[flagellant]

I think it might be time I finally bite my bullets and make a Patreon

[erk1]

were they tasty

[flagellant]

I don't know yet I'm kind of just really nervous about it honestly. The idea I have for how it'd work is something that I think people might either really like or I'm going to feel like a fool for.

[erk1]

i posted this last night when i was concussed and i think i didnt read this fully and was asking if the bullets you bit, in a literal sense, were tasty

[erk1]

bee be dee dee de boop boop be de dee boopity boop

[erk1]

theres a fly crawling on my screen

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[erk1]

om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

[spicymochi]

mushroom cat

[erk1]

i like the hat

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

[quietfangirltranscription]

hmm have you considered something like a snapping turtle? can live on dry land if it wants to and just go to the water for a nice splash splash

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that'll work

[willowbane]

so we have these in North Carolina and they are Menaces (note the capital M) but not in the way that you would think. no. you don’t step into a pond and go “ouchie my foot, a snapping turtle bit me.” (they’re actually very friendly in water so long as you don’t bother them). no no, these fuckers LOVE scorching hot concrete. and they’re BIG.

Most commonly you’ll see one chilling in the middle of the road like a little goomba waiting to wreck your car tire. So you gotta stop and move them which involves awkwardly lugging this flailing, hissing turtle well off the road and into the forest where you pray it will stay.

Now, I know they’re called snapping turtles, and they do snap, WHICH IN ALL DUE FAIRNESS is BAD for the person moving the turtle out of the road.

BUT.

THEY HAVE CLAWS.

Remember when I said “flailing”?

Yeah, it’s easy to avoid the beak but it is NOT easy to avoid those feet. they will fuck you up with their sword-feet.

So, my advice, as a North Carolinian, on moving snapping turtles off roads: Let someone else do it :)

And hey! If i wanted to be a turtle, i’d pick this one! no one’s messing with me!

no one.

[dreams-in-daylight]

Alligator snapping turtles in particular can reach massive sizes! And their neck is LONGER AND QUICKER THAN YOU THINK

Imagine a wild dog with a neck like a snake or crane’s, claws like a bear, all inside its own fortress

[erk1]

gosh he hungy

i didnt read the post by the way my brain hurts too much

[arkfeather]

queer as in meow meow mreooow merp mew >^_^<

[erk1]

this reminded me that meowths voice actress is trans

[flagellant]

I think it might be time I finally bite my bullets and make a Patreon

[erk1]

were they tasty

[malama-art]

just gals being pals amirite

[erk1]

prebbby

[the-fancy-cookie]

Hey with all the piracy going on, be careful

you don’t know what could have a virus, don’t blindly trust random people on tumblr/twitter offering free cartoons!

[erk1]

i like food

[erk1]

i reblogged from the wrong post but im not gonna delete it because im losing my shit

[the-fancy-cookie]

Hey with all the piracy going on, be careful

you don’t know what could have a virus, don’t blindly trust random people on tumblr/twitter offering free cartoons!

[erk1]

i like food

[thespamman24]

And remember kids, your blood is supposed to be inside your body. If it’s outside of your body then something has gone very wrong.

[certifiedgirlthing]

The doctor said that all my bleeding was internally. That’s where the bloods supposed to be.

[thespamman24]

I’m very happy for you.

[erk1]

my brain is bleeding i thnks

[thespamman24]

Stop making history. We already have enough as is.

[erk1]

butttt if we make more histormum, we get can get more cultural food

[100snakes]

this youtube thumbnail makes me lose control

[crystaltoa]

Alien abduction

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

God damn it, stingrays. This is why crabs hate you!

[erk1]

shooooppp