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Is it just me or is anyone else afraid to do their own taxes out of fear of accidentally committing tax fraud?
Writing Tips that I Stand By:
A page full of writing you dislike is better than a blank page: You have to start somewhere, and even if you think the page you just wrote is full of shit, keep it! It is called a rough draft for a reason. It's going to be rough, you might not like it, but starting is the most important step.
Writing exercises are more important than you think: it may seem silly, but try to write everyday. Your writing doesn't have to have a purpose. For example, my favourite writing exercise is to write a sensory paragraph. I write four to five sentences of sensory detail packed descriptions of things, and then take my favourite statements from it and rewrite those in different ways until I like it.
Try new small things related to your writing: sometimes the small details are the best! Do you want your main character to be a painter? Go pick up a small canvas and a cheap paint brush, do a small painting of your own so you can describe the feel of painting. Does your character really like tea? Try a couple different teas, with different levels of sweetness.
Save your previous drafts: editing can be the most intimidating thing, as can rewriting. But saving your previous drafts and statements can help a ton! Sometimes you don't realize you want to keep a detail until you delete it, and sometimes you change something and don't know why it feels off! Saving different drafts, and previous statements you had in there, it can be a lifesaver!
If something in a paragraph feels off, read the sentences in reverse order: this works really well. Do you think something is slightly off in one of your sentences, but can't quite place it? Read the last sentence, and then the second to last, etc. Reading it out of order will help you analyse each statement separately, instead of analysing it based off of the statement before that.
#3 makes me want to take a sword-fighting class 😂
Ngl that’d actually be really fun to do, and I’d be able to describe it better in my WIP!
I actually have training with swords lol. I did a lot of martial arts growing up! If you want I can try to describe some things to you if you have any questions!
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
This was physically painful to watch.
That is both the worst and the best thing I have ever seen and I don't know how to react.
“Oh no there’s only one bed” trope doesn’t really work with Team Rocket because honestly they’d be more like “oh my god look, a bed!”
Dude they canonically sleep all cuddled into a pile even when there isnt a bed
Perfect addition, and I love that so much
Allow me to add a collection of Team Rocket casually sleeping on each other, because this is the only reason I’m alive
Honestly they could have a million beds and they’d still end up sharing one
Oh no there's two beds is the new trope
I just wanna know why I can't do words.
did you hear? there’s a new kind of orb. great year for wizards
i swear this one’s different it’s like the moon but much bigger and glowing with all sorts of sinister energies. we call it moon 2 and this one comes out during the day
Guys be careful moon 2’s demonic aura can cause Cancers and Tumors through prolonged exposure without a warding spell so make sure you apply your abjurations before using moon 2 to fire epic beam attacks
Do you think anyone has travelled to moon 2? If so, do they call themselves wizonauts?
Draco: I love you even if you have a horrible breath.
Draco: And I will love you every day even if l have to smell your horrible breath.
Harry: Draco, honey, you really need to stop talking to yourself in the mirror. This is getting out of hand.
Writing Tips that I Stand By:
A page full of writing you dislike is better than a blank page: You have to start somewhere, and even if you think the page you just wrote is full of shit, keep it! It is called a rough draft for a reason. It's going to be rough, you might not like it, but starting is the most important step.
Writing exercises are more important than you think: it may seem silly, but try to write everyday. Your writing doesn't have to have a purpose. For example, my favourite writing exercise is to write a sensory paragraph. I write four to five sentences of sensory detail packed descriptions of things, and then take my favourite statements from it and rewrite those in different ways until I like it.
Try new small things related to your writing: sometimes the small details are the best! Do you want your main character to be a painter? Go pick up a small canvas and a cheap paint brush, do a small painting of your own so you can describe the feel of painting. Does your character really like tea? Try a couple different teas, with different levels of sweetness.
Save your previous drafts: editing can be the most intimidating thing, as can rewriting. But saving your previous drafts and statements can help a ton! Sometimes you don't realize you want to keep a detail until you delete it, and sometimes you change something and don't know why it feels off! Saving different drafts, and previous statements you had in there, it can be a lifesaver!
If something in a paragraph feels off, read the sentences in reverse order: this works really well. Do you think something is slightly off in one of your sentences, but can't quite place it? Read the last sentence, and then the second to last, etc. Reading it out of order will help you analyse each statement separately, instead of analysing it based off of the statement before that.
There are 3 subspecies of gay people and they're as follows:
Cowboy
Vampire
Wizard
I want to know what your definitions are for these. Gotta know where I land lol.
What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
What?
Volt-emort!
Why is it that every time I update my title and description it vanishes?
reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is
thinking about how people used to think my name was max because of that one answer in the wizard maze quiz was "hello. Max"
All I can think about is Wizards of Waverly Place.
Every time I think about the entry level job paradox my head feels like it’s gonna explode.
Whenever I think about all the people that didn’t hire me to be a busser because I didn’t have any restaurant experience even though it’s the lowest ranking job in the restaurant I feel a dangerous urge to strangle a hiring manager.
Some internships ask for experience. Internships. You know. The places you’re supposed to get experience? Those things? I wanna eat a door.
Quite frankly I don’t know how anyone gets into any industry. Any of them. Office workers must just spawn like minecraft mobs or something.
That’s capitalism baby!
Let me explain:
I’m a professional animator who actually works in the field. And my uni professors would tell us that there has been a disturbing and terrible shift in the industry in many ways but allow me to explain this one in particular.
So the “experience” thing comes from the death of company training. Back in the day if I wanted to become an animator I’d approach a studio, show them my drawings and say “I want to be an animator will you teach me so I can work for you until I die?” And if my drawings were good enough, and my desire sincear the company would put me into the lowest paying shittiest job they had. Cleaning cells, polishing the cogs of the multi plane camera, organising files, sweeping the damn floor.
And then for maybe an hour or two a day I would get to sit with one of the animators and they would show me a little of what they know. I’d get training much like how I would at University except you know… I’d get paid instead of going into crippling debt.
After about three years of doing the dirty work (you know, the length of an average college course for animation) I’d get that entry level animation position. Usually an in-betweener or a cell painter. And then bing bang boom I’m on my way to working slowly through my career. And this company will want to keep me around because they’ve invested so much into me. I have bargaining power, they don’t want me going to another studio that may pay more because they trained me. So they are more likely to treat me better to incentivise that I stay.
Companies realised this and decided to switch the responsibility of training onto the employee instead of the employer. Because I have to pay tens of thousands of dollars to educate MYSELF instead of the industry educating me. I have to beg, and work for pennies, to get the experience I need to have actual value in the intustry. And because the companies have no incentive to treat me well because they have no investment in me; I can be hired and fired as they please. Oh your contract was for eight months? Too bad we blew the budget and my nephew needs another raise, you’re fired. Oh and I can’t complain, complainers get blacklisted and then nobody will hire you.
But I’m an INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR which means I have so much FrEeDoM to do ‘w h a t e v e r’ I like… 🤮
It’s all bullshit. They industry has no entry level positions because they want to choke you, they want to strangle the workforce and make them submit. It’s now your responsibility to suck cock, tearfully beg and lie on your resume just to get an unpaid internship where you’re worked like a donkey and don’t you dare complain about it.
And the most insulting lie is “oh we have more college educated kids than ever using that wonderful?” NO! NO ITS NOT!!
There were less colleague grads back in the day because not every field NEEDS a college education to be performed!! Doctors and lawyers duh, but software programmers, artists, film students, animators, fashion designers, photographers ect. All used to get their training from the companies that hired them. Even more technical fields like stock brokers, bankers, miners, mechanics, ect. Didn’t have Colleges educations they just learnt on the job.
This system was not perfect or 100% ethical but fuck it was better than the anarcho-capitalist hell scape we currently occupy.
I have got to add to this. Because my job field is very wonky in this sense.
I work for a nonprofit that houses people with developmental and intellectual disabilities. I was hired without experience and trained on the job. Started part time, but worked fulltime hours. Did my on job training and got my certification for my job.
Now, here is where things get interesting. My certification is company based. It's basically a piece of paper to show that I got certified for the location that I work at, and can show other companies that hey! This person did training with a company. Which is great!
I can continue to do extra training to get my advanced certification, which works beyond just the company that I work at (I just finished this advanced certification last week actually), and on top of doing the extra training, they have a deal with a university that offers the degree for the job field online. So if you get accepted into that university with that specific major for the job, you can pay out of pocket to take composite exams (these cost anywhere from about $300 to $500 USD each) to get the credit for a course without taking the actual course. Pass the exam, get the course credit.
You also only get charged 50% tuition for the Special Education course requirements for the Associates Degree. I am currently doing this, and it has saved me a lot of money and time.
HOWEVER, even with all of that savings, I am still being pushed into a ridiculous amount of debt. The 50% tuition for the courses only applies to 100 and 200 level SPED courses, and once I start going for my bachelor's I get charged full price again. That says a lot about the system, when, even being in a position like mine, and saving 50% on a sizable amount of credits still pushes you into an unrealistic amount of debt here.
I honestly think that the reason that twitter and tik tok think that tumblr is dead is that it does not have an algorythym that spoon feeds you content in the same way, there's no fyp and there's no news feed in the same way and people come here not realising they actually have to follow creators to see content.
It's not just Twitter and tiktok. My boyfriend found out I am on Tumblr and he literally said "why? It's dead". He uses Instagram.
I’m an empath. I kicked your ass and I know that shit hurts 😌
This sounds like a JoJo quote
Literally why would Jojo Siwa say this
I think this is a line from Mojo Jojo
my brain is rotting but in the fun way like blue cheese
Blue cheese is NOT fun!!!
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Blue cheese is fun. It's like cheese, and you can eat it. But everything about it says you shouldn't. Like, that shit be blue as fuck from mold but if you wanna eat a whole block of blue cheese you aren't going to die.
... now black cheese. Do not eat the black cheese.