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A Wild Lina Appeared

German-US-American // 28 // She/Her

#introduction post #it me #lina #ermakeys #yikes why is posting this making me nervous #also aran making an appearance #because our job here is done #now im stalling from posting

tilthat

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

beggars-opera

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

ti-bae-rius

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

ti-bae-rius

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

derivagifs

illario dellamorte gifs ⟶ 1/?

#gifs #illario dellamorte

sango-blep

solving that very mysterious case of the missing fish...

asterosian

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

asterosian

@jaekaeyay here ya go

elisamaza

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

asterosian

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

asterosian

This post made it onto Reddit and then a YouTube video which means I’ve exposed multiple websites to my man residue

asterosian

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

asterosian

@jaekaeyay here ya go

elisamaza

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

asterosian

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

asterosian

This post made it onto Reddit and then a YouTube video which means I’ve exposed multiple websites to my man residue

bioware

Decisions, decisions... 🤔 Warning: Spoilers ahead!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard is all about tough choices - so we put together this graphic to see which stories our community told! Which paths did you take? Alt text under the break.

monstersliveinthemirror

#25 on Spotify wrapped says how 2025 is going to go. how's it going for you?

#what a woman by faouzia #okay that sounds good 👀

magnusbae

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

russandolly

something something maglor being the cooling water to maedhros’ white fire within something something maglor fading by the sea after maedhros burned up in the flames something something fire and water

mobius-art

There goes ou magic-flinging skeleton son

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling