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Welcome to my blog wherein I will spend the majority of the time wishing I'm famous.

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to internalize this concept

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[thebibliosphere]

Absolutely wild to find out another indie author has been referring to you as "the competition" this entire time. Like there can only be one disabled werewolf Romance novel.

I'd like there to be more, actually. I'd like them to hold hands. I would have liked us to hold hands, but alas.

[thebibliosphere]

We could have gone on mailing lists together. We could have shared readers. We could have had a beautiful Fall wedding under the eldritch glow of a blood moon. Why, why must we be forsaken?!

[thebibliosphere]

Wait, could this be our enemies to associates arc? Hot.

[thebibliosphere]

This vague post could have been a knife fight 😔

[redstonedust]

living in a world where any person whos funny on the internet can become a microcelebrity is fascinating because on the one hand it means we've got all these streamers and youtubers and indie creators with no PR team or training who quite understandably dont handle that level of attention with grace sometimes, especially if they got launched to fame as a literal teenager. on the other hand i think some fans become TOO aware of that and start going "cmonnn theyre just a little guy you cant hold them to Standards" and im like. well thats still a human person who is making a substanial living as a public figure while being an asshole. theyve been an asshole for years. at some point it feels like this guy is getting paid to be an asshole.

[redstonedust]

wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."

[redstonedust]

there are gen Z spellcasters trying to lead a wizard staff revival but they're all made out of cheap wood and crystals they bought on tiktok live and at least one has splintered and exploded on their user. meanwhile grandpa is in the back like "in MY day we had to memorize all our runes and draw them out of thin air backwards in the pouring rain 5 times a day"

[redstonedust]

and wizards who use scrolls and tomes to cast their spells? linux users.

[grandestprix]

toto said "you need to defeat" but mercedes heard "serve and eat"

[f1-and-associated]

Alternative format Google Doc (5.4k word count) is available here in plain text with image descriptions!

Here's an intro to Formula 1 lore. Get to know some famous rivalries, resident curses, and basic history!

I am once again infodumping about F1, but this time it is about some of the lore in as unbiased of a fashion as I can.

If you notice anything wrong with this presentation (whether it be ALT text, a fact, something formatted oddly, etc.), please feel free to tell me, I will gladly fix any errors!

And, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

Click here to view my intro to F1 as a sport. Click here to view my intro to the 2026 grid. Click here to view the original slideshow.

[f1-and-associated]

Alternative format Google Doc (5.4k word count) is available here in plain text with image descriptions!

Here's an intro to Formula 1 lore. Get to know some famous rivalries, resident curses, and basic history!

I am once again infodumping about F1, but this time it is about some of the lore in as unbiased of a fashion as I can.

If you notice anything wrong with this presentation (whether it be ALT text, a fact, something formatted oddly, etc.), please feel free to tell me, I will gladly fix any errors!

And, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

Click here to view my intro to F1 as a sport. Click here to view my intro to the 2026 grid. Click here to view the original slideshow.

[theereboseffect]

all the f1 x gladiator drawings i've done so far

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[lordofseagulls]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[casivarn]

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

[amygdalae]

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

[amygdalae]

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

[amygdalae]

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

[tuxankhamun]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[hoodiedeer]

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

[hoodiedeer]

[markets]

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

[geeseareassholes]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today