I'm just a bitch trying my best here

I'm here for a long time not a good time welcome to the dumpster fire

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[giskie]

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

[anxietyproblem]

[yellbug]

modesty

[homura]

net zero information

[dykecinema]

Me: okay I am done talking about this thing that's upsetting me. Bye.

*literally two seconds later*: AND ANOTHER THING

[sealdev]

Two Sea Creatures (with subtitles)

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[fanfictionimg]

President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[ladybugboots]

distant past

[prror]

Together but not touching

Extra one that I didn’t finish

[localgothdiz-archive]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love how no one on this site says "doctor frankenstein" anymore. his name is VICTOR and he is UNLICENSED

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data