[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[todayintokyo]

Rainy season hydrangeas

[into-the-daniverse]

You’re welcome

I am but a simple bi and I physically cannot handle these images

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

[glumshoe]

“I think the experience gap between a 19 year old and a 35 year old is too large to result in a healthy romantic relationship without a power imbalance,” I say.

I pause.

“But of course I’d date a 3,000 year old shapeshifting dragon demi-god if the opportunity arose. Why do you ask?”

[glumshoe]

Large gaps in the first few years of young adulthood: eek… I recognize that you’re an adult and have a right to make your own decisions but please please please be cautious and think very critically about why your partner isn’t dating someone with more life under their belt, don’t be afraid to ask for help or advice enforcing your boundaries and remember your first obligation is to yourself

Large age gaps after several years of adult independence and self-discovery: use your best judgement, I might raise an eyebrow but I’ll trust you to know what you want and what works for you on an individual basis

Large age gaps when one partner is an ancient supernatural dragon god or some shit: 😎 YOLO don’t get et

[glumshoe]

[mothmanonthemoon]

I’m sorry but these tags are an excellent addition to this post

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[mangachi]

[taretae]

ur local & friendly spirited away soot ⛩🔮✨

[shizuoheiwahjima]

[stormcallart]

All Might | Yagi Toshinori

[hypnoswrites]

XD sorry in advance

[morickyyy]

[bachuru-deactivated20190907]

[happinessisawarmpuppy]

wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

[bathroomcube]

*picks off the parts of gender i dont like and feeds it to my dog*

[lame-kid-on-couch]

PSA don't do this!!! Gender is not naturally occurring in dogs and they lack the ability to digest gender proteins!

[bathroomcube]

oh fuck i didnt know this!! keep ur fuzzy babies safe!!!

[maverick-ornithography]

Contrary to common belief you can put unwanted or otherwise spoiled gender into your compost pile; it will NOT ‘turn your worms straight’ as was believed in the interregnum. Fortunately soil and gender sciences have advanced such that we can definitively state that worms cannot be made straight no matter how much gender you give them.

That said just as with mixing greens with browns it is advised to feed your composter with a variety of gender if you want the most balanced soil profile, and also let it run for a few more weeks than you might otherwise; while it is true worms can be exposed to and break down gender with no ill effect, it is still a very difficult substance for plants to uptake and needs to be fully diffused through the blend before it can be safely applied to your garden. 

Hope this helps!

[demidevilqueen]

That educational representation of an exploitative profession, is on to something!