selling secrets to the sea

Envy~over 21~any pronouns. *slams hands on ground* ORC TIDDIES

[jettkuso]

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

[deepblueokay]

[cheezitthefuzz]

[cheezitthefuzz]

i have an important addition from u/SeriousGoose on reddit

[plaguedocboi]

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

[chimaeraundying]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: all-purpose permit from the Khan himself

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[actuallyapathy]

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[mysillycomics]

[lelemnali]

The Heavenly Emperor did not dare to provoke her

or

meet my interpretation of Yushi Huang for March 8th

[m0nomercy]

gottem

[one-1-eye]

watching emily play fig play wanda childa feels like i’m watching michaelangelo paint the sistine chapel

at a bus stop with an old ipod? listening to the complicated women podcast: lucy frostblade?? she just got back from breaking up with her boyfriend??? a genius at work

[family-on-6]

Brennan can say that his self-insert OC is the aarakocra agent all he wants but we all know it's Sklonda Gukgak and it always has been.

[xiewho]

complaining about high elves and sharing inside job gossip. the sisters ever actually

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

[operationslipperypuppet]

get. his. ass.

[eiuuei]

Two coolest kids in the school! Fabian Seacaster and Kristen Applebees!

(redraw of Lou and Ally from the Stres Tested ep lol) @dimension20official

(check out my kofi!)

[tieflingpride]

We hey girlied to close too the sun and now we’re in the vulture dimension.