[fuck-customers]

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[hewasmadeofthegalaxy2]

The queer friend group got stoned and now are debating whether I can use bigender as a label because one of my gender identities is agender. This is being treated as a philosophical debate.

"how can he claim two gender identity if one of those genders is no gender?" Is my favorite argument, with "fuck it, we ball" a very close second.

[ndn-scara]

It's like one of your genders got Thanos snapped

[kaiofthefree]

"Bigender, but one of my genders is a ghost"

[hewasmadeofthegalaxy2]

Help, they think I'm dead when I'm agender

[ndn-scara]

SON OF A BITCH

TWO SPIRIT!!! NOT BIGENDER!!!

ancestors, kill me, I have failed ,,,

[thebountyluca]

[kaiofthefree]

[ndn-scara]

@kaiofthefree get that white boy outta here

[kaiofthefree]

We can't 😭 we need one token white boy to keep from getting raided 😭😭😭

[ndn-scara]

Man, why does Kai always get the best kush, what the hell is he talking about, fucking raided. Get raided by who? The British? They already been doing that

[thebountyluca]

IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN THE SAME THING!!!! I JUST REALIZED THAT WE HAD A WORD ASSOCIATION MIX UP BECAUSE TWO AND BI IS TEO ALSO BUT TEO SPITIT DOESN'T MEAN TWO NUMERICALLY NECESSARILY!!! IT'S DIFFERENT! OUR CONVERSATION IS MEANINGLESS!!

[ndn-scara]

"Teo spitit"

[kaiofthefree]

Teo spitit

[thebountyluca]

LEVAE ME ALONE

[ndn-scara]

By the way WE DO NOT TELL anyone non-indigenous in the group that we FUCKED UP this immensely, got it? We take this shit to the grave, ESPECIALLY do not tell the white people

[alchemistwren]

This isn't the grave, this is Tumblr.

Did you forget, perhaps, that everyone else in the group except Max also have Tumblr accounts and that we all follow each other?

Also, as another agender in the group, "bigender" is often considered "two gender identities", so even if someone has two gender identities and one of them is agender, bigender is perfectly fine for them to use. I understand that that was not the term you were actually thinking of, but just for future discussion, know that it is valid.

[escapingatnight]

Looks like a white person found it @ndn-scara

[erumelde]

[sayahbayahboo]

One pool floatie to rule them all

[winter-wise]

one of the funniest parts in Fellowship will always be when Aragorn approaches the hobbits at the Prancing Pony and he asks them "but how are you sure that I'm not a spy from Sauron sent to lead you astray" and Frodo's response is "Well I think a servant of Sauron would look hotter than you but have worse vibes" to which Aragorn responds "So I look like shit but I passed your vibe check, is that it?" and nobody denies it

[daughterofthemuse]

Love the notes on this, there's way too many for me to reblog!

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[lornaka]

I like how this wip looks at this stage, so I thought I'd just post it

[ancientsstudies]

In the embrace of the fog, my soul finds peace.

[alteredstatesstuff]

orange trees

[spookyasmr]

[daugterofliterature]

drink your coffee. read your books. it's chaos out there.

[cljordan-imperium]

[plutorx]

horse of the month: dapple grey arabian

1/x

[04k96]

[darth-salem-emperor-of-earth]

@briarfox13

[the-big-mood]