Can ya dig it?

I've lost myself again. Diving deep into the art I create and hoping I don't drown in the process.

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[feminismisahatemovement]

[northern-storms-deactivated2022]

He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.

[timmisny]

he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet

[words-i-thought-id-never-speak]

That’s all the confirmation we need

[mrbulian]

i’m no cinnamon tographer but this was gay

[digitised-celluloid]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

my tinder bio

[gaycism]

[illinicoise]

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

[aviculor]

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

[gipsiidanger]

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

[incogniito]

HELLO?

[memes]

Tumblr ads are better than tumblr posts

[pissingdigits]

*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my meat huge*

[thededfa]

Was walking through my mom's house to borrow my dad's drill when I saw my 11yo niece watching me with an odd expression.

"You wanna help me build the catio?"

Her eyes lit up, then she looked disappointed. "But I'm a girl..."

I rolled my eyes. "Do I look like I care?"

That must have been the right response because she jumped up and chattered excitedly as I showed her how to use a tape measure, a drill, etc. We spent all day building and she had a brilliant smile the whole time. After the tenth declaration of this being the best day in her life, I said,

"Gotta love that sweet sweet serotonin!"

She immediately started giggling, "What does that meeeeaan??"

Anyway, she had an amazing time building with me and acted like I had given her a solstice gift when I said she could paint it and that I'd take her to the hardware store to pick out hardware. She's never been to a hardware store before and I love being the weird knowledgeable uncle who has weird pets always keeps fruit and pistachios in the house.

[thededfa]

Update: While I was at the store I found a 53 piece around the house tool kit in bright purple, so of course I bought it for her. Her face when I gave it to her was priceless and she actually gasped. She's going to "make all the stuff"

[fallern618]

Are we going to talk about the “but I’m a girl.”? Where did she get that? Did someone teach her that? Who is it? I’m ready to kill for that cutie.

[thededfa]

She learned it from her dead father

[exactly-myself]

I'm just gonna assume you killed him for his blatant sexism

[thededfa]

I was across state lines and in the presence of three witnesses at the time of his death. I have receipts timestamped. My alibi is solid.

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[mymodernmet]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

me

[carrionbeast]

netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.

[twentymuleteamborax]

s/o to dewey’s stand in

[really-funny-posts]

the forgotten dewey

[avadcniels]

ahdjakak oh my GOD!!

also:

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

How do you "abuse" free tampons? What does he think tampons are? Has he ever met someone who menstruates?

[headspace-hotel]

today I felt like treating myself, so I inserted 4 tampons in my vagina instead of my usual 1

[annacaffeina]

privilege is thinking tampons are a privilege

[unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream]

[soyonscruels]

X-Ray and Anatomical Stained Glass Windows by Wim Delvoye

[everythingfox]

“Playtime with Mom”

(Source)

[theweirdwideweb]

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[ankle-beez]

oh

[ankle-beez]

Turning 6 and immediately hating barney the dinosaur is a childhood rite of passage so to say the least I'm curious to see how they'll tackle this befuddling multi-million dollar motion picture

[ankle-beez]

are we just. in the fucking twilight zone now

[frytheassandthighs]

[polysentimental-geometry-deacti]

[pulmonary-poultry]

We're always talking about gut-punches on this site but this is a fucking surprise roundhouse in the back of the head.

[mousathe14]

... What