I am a sophisticated piece of trash, tyvm

He/Him, 25-years-old, bisexual (male-leaning), average artist/writer who's just looking to enjoy myself. That being said, please don't repost my work without my permission. Also, in case it wasn't clear, I DO NOT consent to having any of my creative works used to train AI. Art archive: fungiarchive.tumblr.com

[fungifanart]

Fungifanart is officially opening commissions!

As you've just read: I'm opening writing commissions! Payments will be made through my Ko-fi and there will be a maximum of 3 slots open at one time! (Inquire through DMs, please)

I'll be charging 2 cents per word and I can write ~1000-3000 words per commission (So around $20 for 1000 words). I also ask that payments be made upfront.

As for what kind of content I can write, it's pretty much the same as my requests: SFW or NSFW Fanfiction (Character x reader and OCs, but I'm still not comfortable writing character x character content) along with original fiction!

If you'd like to see examples of my work, feel free to have a look at my masterlist! (Though, you'll wanna look at my more recent works for a better idea of what my writing is like nowadays.)

As always: Be respectful when requesting a commission from me and I will not accept ones that involve/promote racism/sexism/Queerphobia/hate speech/rape/incest/pedophilia.

[phantomrose96]

It just really gets to me that 10 year old Mob walked into Reigen’s office looking for anyone who could give him advice about his powers that are scaring him. And Reigen looked at him and went “This baby child is absolutely delusional, but he looks like he needs someone to say something important to him right now.” And Reigen spun up some bullshit on the spot that became the guiding compass of Mob’s life.

And it’s very important to clarify that Reigen did not -accidentally- give Mob good advice. Because one of Reigen’s most distinct traits is his ability to come up with genuine advice and tell people what they need to be told. But he’ll do this on the spot. He’ll do it wrapped in bullshit. He’ll camp it alongside some conman string. He’ll go along with anything. He’ll pretend anything is true. The grift is, in fact, integral of it.

And I love this dichotomy in him because he’s so precariously set up at all moments to topple. For anyone to call him on his bullshit and use that to dismantle everything he’s said. He was lying. He was scamming you. He was using you.

And yes, he was. But it wasn’t really for service of the con. It was for service of the customer, who needed to hear something important.

A terrified 10 year old walked in because his powers had just hurt his little brother and he was feeling so alone in the world and so dangerous and so scared. And Reigen saved him the way Reigen does best.

[romanceyourdemons]

sewing affirmations

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

i’m making so many beautiful things for my house—oh goddamn it

[fungifanart]

I'M NOT GOING BACK. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[busket]

I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it's probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn't being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you're not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say "we love faggots" but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying "I love being a faggot" it feels so more real.

and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say "haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️‍🌈" we should be able to publicly execute their ceo

[catrocketship]

Same for dyke

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[mikilavellan]

And no one is even doing it with me

[bialkii]

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[khytal]

my brain is trying to tell me that the plural of "moths" (already plural.) is "meeth"

[khytal]

yeah let's go with that

[khytal]

take off as in fly......just like meeth...............

[discolor3d]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[fandom-man]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Frequent picture updates! Fuzzy creatures!🎵

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[valtsv]

i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

[valtsv]

"but if it's horrifying then it's not really love it's corruption it's lust it's obsession" you are not only wrong but you are also boring. go away.

[beeezah]

how could you leave this in the tags!!!

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[transhuman-priestess]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[transhuman-priestess]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"