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[barfsaget]

[espressotoimpresso]

I really want to know the source of this photo because I honestly thing this was from my middle school dance... I’m pretty sure I see myself and 2 of my friends I remember these outfits in too much detail. 😨

[urparty]

rb this with ur star sign & whether ur a parks & rec person, an office person, or a brooklyn 99 person

[linhardtsremade]

hmm. Monkey : )

[swurp]

wizards have incredibly strong legs from going up and down the wizard tower all day and night. you're gonna wish you got fireblasted if a wizard ever kicks you. if a wizard ever kicks you in the chest you're gonna be a head and legs for the rest of your life.

[kaijuno]

A friend traveled here

[strangehorse]

[ID: a red car covered in the small, wet imprints of where a frog has been.]

[babyanimalgifs]

Slippery doggo comes to say höwdy 

(via: @mikaelajtoday)

[meangirlnurse]

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

[sosuperawesome]

Kathrin Marchenko on Instagram

[harrypottersonicobama]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[dilfosaur]

been in a General Art Slump so i decided to finally bust out some supplies i never got around to using and just vibe

[topherchris]

[dunsparce]

not even a millisecond later 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awed-frog]

[spoon-crossing]

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

[just-high-school-things]

experts: “stick to your usual routines!!! eat healthy and go on a walk so you don’t get depressed!!!”

me, on day 7 of quarantine, stuffing my face with pretzels in the dark:

[automaticmaiden]