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they/them 18

[wednesdaythesecond]

I love when men wear white jeans like they're 12 year old girls in a coming of age drama about to have the worst day of their pubescent lives

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[angelf4wnn]

Real footage of me after eating anything

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[bucketxyz]

“emasculating” is a euphemism for “demeaning in a way only women should have to suffer”

[hugewoman]

[essentiallyless]

[essentiallyless]

This beefaroni requires a warning

[h0useofw0lves]

Happy Can’t Eat Beefaroni Without Forks Friday

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[memewhore]

[yeah-ephi]

change: regression and resilience in ‘clancy’

lyrics taken from each song on ‘clancy’ by twenty one pilots // pictures taken from various music videos, promotional materials and concerts from the era

[omtai]

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

[animentality]

[weaver-z]

[hotsaucebear]

[britnxyspears]

Burnie Sandals

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white

[hotsaucebear]

Guess again

[rablers]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[6qubed]

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

[swimmingblue]

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

[ladyartemisia28]

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

[aethersea]

Thing wins the case

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

[beardedmrbean]

Tumblr does one thing better than any other site on the internet, and that's collaborative fan fiction.

[anexperimentallife]

Impeccable "yes, and" game

[crazy-lizard-lover]

Friendly reminder that The Ides of March was a poorly planned disaster that barely worked.

60+ senators couldn't agree on how to kill him.

Most of his 23 stab wounds were inflicted post mortem.

Only one stab wound was fatal

The assassination led to the collapse of the Republic rather than its saving