Prostitution! WHORE!

25/they/them/it/bog witch who lives in a swamp next to the playboy mansion.

[estluma]

Me @paris #paris my camera accidentally took a picture while i was walking. Im not a model #swag #parisswag #nofilter #nomakeup #goingtobecomechampion #howdoyousayoui?

[estluma]

I should update this

[emtearzz]

congratulations to the straw hats for adopting their first adult!

[despazito]

It's so funny how the game store used to sell games the music store used to sell music and hot topic used to sell goffic accessories but now they all stock the same anime backpacks and novelty fnaf soap of whatever

[fakesoup]

yessssss girl need to smoke with this bot

[apisashla]

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

[apisashla]

I have made. A miscalculation

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[wiiwheel]

fancasting "the brony gang" or "#seniorsthatdontgivea****"

[withacurse]

[whitepeopletwitter]

I am in tears imagining this….

[babyoliviasophia-deactivated202]

gosh being a princess is exhausting 

[sedgewhisker]

[rosydolly]

Yes.

[smoothmove-deactivated20111023-]

[abrandnewspirit-blog]

Get the kawaii outta my eyes!!!

Batman got some desu to the face

BAKA YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY FEELINGSU

[heyitsmeshaunna]

it's always sunny in the dungeon

[haaarpb]

a charlie brown comic for fun (& practice)

would love to emulate schultz's style more but uhhhh it is tough

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[greelin]

wagging my finger and everything

[athelind]

talk to the mage hand

[tentacleteapot]

[creekfiend]

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals