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Top Gun Maverick

Characters: Jake 'Hangman' Seresin Mickey 'Fanboy' Garcia Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw Robert 'Bob' Floyd (soon) Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace (soon) Javy 'Coyote' Machado

Marvel

Characters: Miguel O'Hara "Spider-Man 2099" Steven Grant/ Marc Spector/ Jake Lockley "Moon Knight" (soon) Logan Howlett "Wolverine" (soon) Remy LeBeau "Gambit" Bucky Barnes (soon) Joaquin Torres (soon) Robert 'Bob' Reynolds

Red Dead Redemption

(my visual, do not steal)

Characters: Arthur Morgan John Marston (soon)

My Other Fandoms

Characters: Tyler Owens (Twisters) Telemachus (Epic: The Musical) (soon) Clark Kent/Superman (Superman 2025) (soon)

Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov (Heated Rivalry) (soon)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary) (soon)

lexicanons

Yuna is on set with Shane and Ilya when the photographer’s assistant tells her they’re ready to begin. She turns to tell Shane and Ilya, but they’re not there. She goes to the dressing room, and the two are not there either. She runs around the set, trying to find them, but they’re no where to be found. She tries calling them but gets no answer. She decides to go outside because they’re definitely not in the building. She walks outside to the back of the building, and the sight makes her heart leap. Ilya has his back against the building,mand Shane is standing in front of him. Ilya’s arms are wrapped around Shane while Shane gestures to the ‘No Smoking’ sign above Ilya’s head. They’re both laughing. Ilya leans in to press his face in Shane’s neck as the two giggle. Yuna snaps a quick photo of them before going back to momager mode and telling them they have work to do. After the shoot, she sends the picture to them. Ilya posts the photo with the caption ‘This isn’t the first time Shane has cornered me in No Smoking areas’ and Shane comments ‘You liked it both times’ and the internet is abuzz with new Hollanov lore.

cowboysoupbowl

🦌

heatedrivalryrps

Now Take it to the flo'or

A roleplayer: [Stripper/escort AU. Shane & Rose have a co-ed bachelor/ette party at a strip club with male & female strippers. ] Smooth move, wrapping your number up in a dollar bill. Mind telling me who you were, stranger?-IL

A roleplayer: Hi. I'm Shane. -IR

A roleplayer: SH

A roleplayer: I was in the black t shirt? -SH

A roleplayer: Hello. -IR

A roleplayer: Hi. -SH

A roleplayer: You are the groom, yes?-IR

A roleplayer: Ha. Ah, yeah. Yeah, I am. -SH

A roleplayer: So you gave me your number why?-IR

A roleplayer: I don't know. I sort of thought you were really nice I guess. -SH

A roleplayer: [delayed] And handsome. -SH

A roleplayer: You were fun to flirt with.-IR

A roleplayer: Your soon-to-be wife is very lucky.-IR

thedishonestmedia

I hope the mutuals I never talk to are doing well.

lavenderprose

Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.

Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.

ilyarozanovsmouth

Concept:

Ilya does love seeing old photos of Shane. Fat Baby Shane™ in all his forms, toddler Shane in his little hockey gear, Shane in elementary school with a big missing-teeth smile, Shane blowing out the candles on his 10th birthday, Shane holding up his brand new driver's license at 16. The list goes on.

One day Yuna finds an old disposable camera. The expiration date on it says 2009. She tells Shane about it; it might have some old photos from his graduation on it or something. She'd gotten a digital camera around that time so she can't remember what she used this one for. Shane is pretty indifferent about it.

Yuna sends the camera off to some company that still develops old camera film. It's about 15 years old at this point, though, so whatever is on it might not even develop correctly.

A few weeks later Shane and Ilya are over for dinner. Yuna tells them she got the photos back and they actually turned out ok. She hands over the stack of 10 photos. Shane rolls his eyes, but Ilya grabs the photos and starts flipping through them. The first two look like they are from some school event; there's Shane surrounded by similarly aged kids in an auditorium. There's one of the three of them on Thanksgiving that year and another of the three of them with Yuna's parents at the same dinner. Two of David asleep on the couch with the family dog clearly taken on different days. One of a Christmas tree in the Hollander's living room. The next two are Shane on the ice in a rink that Ilya recognizes as the one in Regina. The one from their first World Juniors Tournament.

And Ilya freezes. The last photo in the stack is a close-up of Shane. He's in a white hoodie with a black coat over it. He has on a dark green beanie and he's standing next to the door to the rink. He's smiling for the camera and his freckles are crinkled near his eyes. It's the Shane that so awkwardly and so confidently introduced himself to Ilya the first time they met. The Shane that had tried so hard to talk to Ilya then. The Shane that Ilya could admit to himself now that he'd had a bit of a crush on already. His Shane.

His Shane was getting blurry as tears filled his eyes.

mutinsfromthemoon

shane and ilya are genuinely best friends and they act like it. so on their honeymoon, they’re at the beach playing some beach tennis and then betting who could reach the ocean first, and they competing who’s the fastest swimmer, and playing around, and throwing each other in the water, and chasing each other, having an absolute blast. then going back to their recliners to chill and drink some water and a group of girls comes up to them “we’re watching you guys from afar. you guys are so athletic, do you work out a lot?” and shane replies “we professional athletes so we need to keep up our form” and the group let out a oooh “are you both single?” one of them asks and ilya chuckle “no, we aren’t single. it’s our honeymoon actually” and the girls were like “oh my god, of course a beautiful pair is together” “we’re not going to disrupt you guys anymore” as they’re walking away one of them says “there’s not straight hot guys anymore” and ilya and shane look at each other and lose it. but now they’re acting like an annoying couple at the beach so there’s no doubt about the nature of their relationship

argillaforma

ilya doing some kind of commercial that requires him to shave literally everything and shane finds out when ilya waltzes shirtless into the kitchen without his chest hair and with no happy trail and shane’s like no no this can’t be happening and before he knows it he’s on his knees in front of ilya trying to undo the button on his pants and ilya smirks because he thinks something sexy is going to happen but in reality shane just needs to make sure his pubes aren’t completely gone…which he finds out they are and shane sinks to the ground in defeat and ilya is so confused when shane looks up at him with sad eyes. but shane clings on to the last piece of hope he has, prays to every god he doesn’t believe in. please. please. but then ilya raises his arm to scratch the back of his head and…his armpits are naked. completely shaved. not a single hair left and shane walks into their bedroom without saying anything and stares at the wall for 30 minutes

later ilya gets a text from yuna that says why did shane tell me you don’t want to work with this company again? i thought you said you liked them?