if I was a vampire on the run from the volturi I would just. hide at the bottom of the fuckin ocean. the ocean is huge. who’s gonna look there? Demetri would look for me and he’d just see darkness and some plankton. like where is this bitch? idk u figure it out u old hoe. I’m somewhere in the fuck you region. good luck scouring the ocean floor, 80% of this planets surface, u dipshit. I drink the blood of the scary creatures down there. I’m chillin. check mate bitch
Frequent minibar-restock requests and refusal of maid service for several days also listed among "red flags" for human trafficking.
Heads up to sex workers who work in hotels, especially those who run incalls from them.
Included amongst “warning signs” that hotels are being urged to report are:
garbage cans containing many used condoms
frequent use of “Do Not Disturb” sign on room door
excessive foot traffic in and out of a room
“excessive sex paraphernalia” in room
an “overly smelly room” that reeks of “cigarette, marijuana, sweat, bodily fluids, and musk”
a guest who “averts eyes or does not make eye contact”
individuals “dressed inappropriate for age” or with “lower quality clothing than companions”
guests with “suspicious tattoos”
the presence of multiple computers, cell phones, pagers, credit card swipes, or other technology
the presence of photography equipment
minibar in need of frequent restocking
guests with too many personal hygiene products, especially “lubrication, douches”
guests with too few personal possessions
rooms paid for with cash or a rechargeable credit card
“individuals loitering and soliciting male customers”
“claims of being an adult though appearance suggests adolescent features”
refusal of room cleaning services for multiple days
Remember, the DHS seems to be taking a very large interest in busting sex workers of late, not just under cover of suspicion of human trafficking – it was Homeland Security that led the bust against RentBoy and MyRedBook.
Pay attention ladies. Always bring your own trash bag and spite your own dirty condoms. It’s gross but necessary. Leave your hotel room at least twice a day, whenever you leave, call the front desk and have them come clean your room while you’re gone, make sure to put all sexual paraphernalia away. make sure your room doesn’t have any cameras near it.
I end every one of my client’s orgasms with a nice warm, wet washcloth on their cock, which I then use to remove the condom. Wrap it in toilet paper and flush in the toilet. The condom wrapper goes home with me.
Try not to pick up customers at the bar directly. Give them your number and have them head up later.
Always have a backstory. Staff will ask why you’re visiting to be polite. If you’re in your hometown, roll your eyes and say something about your horrid roommate or brother’s in-laws visiting or something.
If you are seeing multiple clients during an incall, make sure room service staff does not interact with them.
Book your room for 2 so staff does not question why you order double everything.
Bring your own towels and wash cloths.
Bring a few outfits. Hang them in the closet.
Bring your usual toiletries as if you were staying overnight. Put them out on the counter. If it looks ugly, invest in a nice toiletry bag.
Only hang the “Do Not Disturb” sign when you know they are actually doing cleaning. That, or leave it on the whole time you’re there. If you frequently remove/hang it, it looks suspicious, but if you leave it the whole time, they assume you prefer privacy.
Even with Do Not Disturb, most hotels require staff check the room every 3 days.
When your client arrives, have him text you while still in the car so he’s not standing in the lobby on his phone.
Leave the door ajar for your client to come in so there aren’t men standing outside knocking.
As someone who works at a hotel, some tips on things that I know show up as red flags to my coworkers:
1. The condom thing is 100% true, but a way around this is asking if you can clean your own room. The hotel I work at has a lot of long-term/primary residential guests, so somebody asking for cleaning supplies to clean their room themselves isn’t anything odd. In fact, if you joke about being a neat freak or a germaphobe, they’ll probably laugh with you and give you everything you need. Ask for trash bags, and if there’s a larger trash bin you can dispose of it in.
2. Ask if they have corporate rates. My hotel chain doesn’t require any corporate ID to use a corporate rate, just to state that you work for a company that has a corporate rate. If you say you work for a big company, not only does that make you seem like someone just visiting for run-of-the-mill business, but frequently it’ll get you a discount on your room. (You’re already doing business, may as well get some corporate benefits for it!)
3. If you can, be friendly with the front desk! We all have our “regulars,” aka the guests that are with us often/long-term and we have become friends with. (Mine is a long-term guest that also runs on a nocturnal schedule.) Night staff is especially important here if you work at night, because they’re the ones that’ll notice anything going on. It can get lonely being the night attendant, so if you’re able, find a reason to chat with them a few times a week. As a night attendant, I’ll be completely honest with y'all and tell you that unless I see/hear something that constitutes a safety issue, I don’t get involved. I’ve got too much other shit to worry about to care if Kim in room whatever is a sex worker.
4. If it’s an open site, DO NOT ASK FOR A ROOM IN THE BACK. Seriously, this is a huge red flag, to the point that anyone who specifically requests a back room at any of our chain’s open sites is immediately on a front desk watchlist, because more often than not, that guest turns out to be a sex worker. Seriously. Make it seem like just a regular hook-up if you’re concerned about anyone seeing your client go into the room. Just don’t ask for a room in the back, because it IS suspicious and you WILL have eyes on everyone going in and out of your room.
5. Be friendly with other guests! A lot of long-term guests have trouble forming social groups, so they’re happy to make friends with new guests, and they’ll be protective of you. I know of at least one incident in which a sex worker who would’ve been busted was hidden in another guest’s room until the cops left. Friends are key here.
Otherwise, just be safe and be careful. A lot of hotel staff doesn’t actually want to bust you, but if we see or hear something that is clearly illegal, we’re obligated to report it. Not reporting something can result in us losing our jobs, so try to avoid being obvious, because we can only ignore so much before we’re putting our own livelihood in danger.
- Wear an old shirt from a past vanilla job during check in! Even when I wasn’t working my vanilla job, I would lie and say my company sends us to other nearby cities sometimes etc.
The tips from the hotel worker are spot on. Another thing you can do is if the hotel you use has a loyalty program, sign up for it. Once you are a rewards club member we are supposed to bend over backwards to make YOU happy. Plus you collect points you can use for when you want to go to a super fancy hotel on vacation for free or that you can shop in an online store the loyalty program supplies.
Personally I don’t give a fuck what you do in your room as long as the cops don’t show up. If you become friendly enough with the night staff, they’ll even look out for you. At my last property I had a code with a girl that if her date got too weird, she would call for room service.
My hotel didn’t have room service so I knew she needed me to go and pretend to evict the guests. Basically go up and say there was a noise complaint and this is the last time and usually the man would just be like peace out while she “packed” she of course would be staying and I’d often have our maintance man walk her to her car in the morning.
Everyone has to earn money. Its not my business if you’re an independent working girl.
Mushrooms are fast-growing organisms that quickly pop up after the rain. These mesmerizing time-lapse gifs record the mushroom buds bursting through the soil and elegantly expanding their caps.
Fun fact: The character from the 2009 stop-motion movie Coraline, Mr. Bobinsky, wears throughout the movie the medal given to the Liquidators of the Chernobyl Disaster, the personnel tasked with the clean up operation of the destroyed reactor 4, the city of Pripyat, and the Zone of Alienation, not to mention those tasked with the construction of the Shelter Object (Об'єкт “Укриття”), better known as the sarcophagus, the structure that contains the reactor 4, and those who served as helicopter pilots, firemen, miners and divers during the initial efforts to stop the spread of radioactive contamination.
Confirming his status as a former Liquidator, while at the same time explaining his unique skin color and physique: Radiation contamination.
Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!