Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.

Mars | 30 | Brazilian | Avid reader | Music aficionado | Chef wannabe | TV show enthusiast | I'll find the right words eventually

[socialistfremenist]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[dawnandpiplup]

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

[thememedaddy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[dailycaskett]

DAILYCASKETT’S 1K CELEBRATION Top Ten Episodes (As Voted By Our Followers) #1. 4.23 "Always"

Four years, I've been right here! Four years just waiting for you to just open your eyes to see that I'm right here!

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[incisedwound]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[toastyglow]

I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing

[icemankazansky]

Unfortunately, the only way to improve your writing is to write.

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[teaboot]

Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam

[ongoing-catastrophe]

I make the same face every time theres some documentary talking like "the ancient Egyptians believed the Nile river was sacred" and i'm like....well yeah? Its kind of like, the only reason their entire society exists? Seems pretty reasonable to me

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm dying

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble