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simplyjustfucked

counterpick-me-irl

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

scavengre

i have quiiiite the backlog to post here

human-pet-they

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

mmmdraws

shhhh they’re asleeb

+ sketch under the cut

transmasc-theory

I reject the premise that trans women are the "main" targets of transphobia. I reject the premise that trans women are victimized more, worse, or more intentionally by transphobia than trans men. I reject the premise that trans men are only accidental or secondary targets of transphobia. I reject the premise that trans men are merely splash damage casualties in attacks against trans women. I reject the premise that trans men are only accidentally harmed by transphobia.

I should not have to post about transmasc issues with a disclaimer that "of course" trans women are hurt worse by this. I should not have to apologize for posting about transmasc issues instead of transfemme issues.

There is nothing accidental about transphobia. Every facet of it is intentional. Trans men are not bystanders in the genocide against all trans people. Trans men aren't accidental targets of trans genocide.

ethicallysaucedlibraryfaggot

As of this last week, 9 trans people have been murdered this year and four of them are trans men, trans mascs or gnc people with he/him pronouns. This is not a competition but if you are advocating about a genocide on trans people and pretend it’s only affecting trans women or worse yet say it’s a “genocide on trans women” you are erasing us and at best you cannot be trusted to advocate for us and at worst you are actively ignoring the violence we are facing and are dangerous to our liberation.

ontopofgravity

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

teakayblog

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

auspiciousleader

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

hibi-flower

Nine fucking transgender people have been killed this year already, I am beyond angry. Every single one of them should still be alive

aidenhartewrites

On Instagram, someone made the argument that trans men should use the women's bathroom because they can't use urinals.

Y'all really know NOTHING about trans men, do you?? 😭

transfemme-shelterdog

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

Also, STPs exist.

zk-j

And even if they can't... Do male bathrooms not have any toilets at all anymore??? what.

transfemme-shelterdog

Nah, everyone who uses men's washrooms all shit in urinals

Shows you how much you know

scoffs

constant-state-of-self-discovery

Pause

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

HOW

transfemme-shelterdog

The movie Raw has a guided tutorial. It's how my husband learned how to pee standing up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_(film)

metalheadspiderv2

Step 1: put toilet seat up (if applicable)

Step 2: feet shoulder width apart (if at toilet have shins/knees touching or right in front of bowl) with pants down far enough to allow that (down to knees for me)

Step 3: hook fingers on either side of tdick and pull back to the sides

Step 4: jut hips out forward a bit but not too far, kinda aim urethra with your fingers (hard to explain sry)

Step 5: piss. Adjust aim if necessary.

As with every unfamiliar stp method, I recommend trying in the shower until you have a good enough feel for it to not piss your pants or all over the floor.

transfemme-shelterdog

zmpl

it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.

tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!

homunculus-argument

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

wario-hentai-hobbyist

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

wario-hentai-hobbyist

Found it!

homunculus-argument

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

chips1977

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

sherdnerd

solsticelosthermind

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

asteroidtroglodyte

RECRUITERS LIE

charbottan

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..