billford brain sickness 🔞

toxic old man/triangle yaoi enjoyer- if that bothers u, I totally get it, but this is not the blog for you 18+ maybe?? probably. I dont know- Decide for yourself, I'm not your mom (euchlamydia is the STI bill gave ford btw 😔)

[euchlamydia]

god I love being stupid

[altruistic-meme]

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

happy 1st bday to... this.

[modmad]

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

[blondejaneblonde]

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

[nine-touched]

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

[eviltomb]

[xneonknight]

Ford Pin-Up I really loved <3 Get it as a poster on my shop!!

[0alexlikestodraw0]

Look at that little shoe humper

(I tried to do the “read more” thing, did it even work?)

[sometimenorthofreality]

Me: The Tale of Two Stans shows how much the Stans relied on each other as kids and how their falling out led to both of their lives falling apart. The tragedy was that they needed to find themselves as individuals, and they needed each other, and they weren't allowed the chance to learn how to do both.

Also me: The Stans tragic backstory is that they're from New Jersey.

[strawberry-smog]

Vote in my Stan and Ford genderbend name poll

Suzanne and Suzette (Sue and Anne/Sue and Etta)

Shelley and Shelby (Shel and Bee)

Annalee/Annabelle and Annabeth (Ann and Beth)

Saralee and Sarabeth/Saralou/Saralynn (Sara and Beth/Sara and Lou/Sara and Lynn)

Suanne and Suelle (Sue and Anne/Sue and Ella)

Sue-Lynn and Sue-Faye (Sue and Faye)

Sarah and Farrah (AHHHH and Farrah??)

Other (pls tell me what)

Voting ended onMar 9

This is for a cis genderbend, which is why the names are mostly awful because I’m trying to stick with the theme of their dad giving them similar sounding names that can be chopped up into pairs of matching and non-matching nicknames; plus ideally maintaining the same initials, although poor Ford is getting a bit screwed in that department

[lacnunga]

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

[smutsket-deactivated20160620]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW! PLEASE KEEP DRAWING BILLFORD FOREVER!

u got it

if he were alone in his body, ford wouldn’t have lasted this long

[sweatermuppet]

have you eroticized the repulsive today? have you applied an element of carnality to what is considered by most to be gruesome, grotesque, and/or monstrous today?

[the-wayward-prydonian]

Okay but what amazes me is that Ford survived 30 years going through god-knows-what on the other side of the portal and he still can’t fire a handgun without closing his eyes

Look at this dork

[the-wayward-prydonian]

Update: Can’t fire big guns either

[weirdmageddon]

some things never change

[e-v-roslyn]

Ya’ll are forgetting the most important one:

[weirdmageddon]

fucK YOU..

[dammjamboy]

late birthday oresent for @nostalgink !!!

[whosthebottom-polls-official]

Bill Cipher and Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls

BILLFORD from GRAVITY FALLS

Who is the bottom

Bill is the bottom

Ford is the bottom

They are celibate

They switch

Voting ended onAug 20, 2025

[stemmmm]

billford census

ford fan

bill fan

don't ship it/results

Voting ended onJan 21

I know the ratio is heavily weighted towards ford but I wanna know how heavily

[blunky]

Day 4 - Tattoos & Scars

Wanted to get at least one pic out for this! Nothing like a fun prompt list to get me thinking of some sickos again <3