The Bestest Ho

I am a Timmy, hello

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[euroveggie]

Hey I’m looking a vine and I can’t find it and I keep referencing it and nobody understands. If anybody has seen this come, return it to its rightful home It features two women in a drive thru and one of them can’t pronounce “hello” and just says “hillaiou” and the other one is just laughing at her Please help

[caden]

valentines day is a meaningless tradition invented by corporations so as to turn the act of love itself into a material commodity that can be bought and sold. this year i will not be participating in

[caden]

[euroveggie]

baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice

[dennys]

[despazito]

peak liberalism is asking the consumer class to ‘go green’, recycle, and turn off their lights for an hour each year to save the planet instead of telling the agricultural/oil industry and multi-billion corporations to cut out 99% of the shit they’re pulling every single hour of every day

[jumpingjacktrash]

mom: i found your soda cans in the trash again, how many times do i have to tell you to separate them

virtuous youth: have you tried telling big oil to separate their recyclables? well???

mom, while twirling a cape and vanishing in smoke: curses, my liberalism falls before the righteous juggernaut of a child’s indignation yet again

[frivilosity]

Ok no this answer pisses me off. Seriously the main issue is not is little folk not recycling our cans. Yes, practicing green habits as a consumer helps, but the overwhelming majority of the issue is caused by large corporations. There are SO MANY options for green energy we could effectively be using solar or wind energy for the majority of production purposes. We could have tighter regulations on overall waste to reduce damage to the environment. We could make transitions to more sustainable options for fuel and put those in easier reach of the consumer as well as large transportation companies. (Cars running on vegetable oils or electricity, more infrastructure to have travel by electric trains, anything there are so many options that we just. Ignore.) so yeah go for it tell Ann down the road that she’s killing the environment for not driving her recyclables TWO FUCKING HOURS to the damn recycling plant every other weak while big oil and companies that sell NECESSITIES like clean/fresh water (looking at you, nestle) do whatever they want to shove billions more in there pocket.

[andrewlloydwebber]

I’m naming my DND character Highflow Chugspout

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Character Creation

Dm: “Let me get this straight, you want to play an undead bard?”

Me: “his name is Dead Sheeran”

[methhomework]

[missinglinc]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[mysharona1987]

[ruinedchildhood]

[mrdistracted]

With Kate Mckinnon voicing Ms Frizzle, imagine how upset conservatives will get when they find out a lesbian is using magic to teach kids science. It’s like their worst nightmare.

[gay-for-kristen--gay-for-kate]

And it’s even cooler because Ms Frizzle used to be voiced by Lily Tomlin, who is also a lesbian. So basically Ms Frizzle is a lesbian by association.

[antifa-hulk]

Of course she’s lesbian what straight woman owns a lizard and drives a bus

[cingerbread]

[meladoodle]

This is the greatest piece of New Zealand news I’ve ever read in my life

[callmebyyourelame]

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

when someone says “shut up you love me”

[knowwhatimeme]