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Just up thinking about Ilya's lil fuck boy smirk when Shane goes in for that second handshake at Saskatchewan. Soooo fucking smug cause he thinks he's got Hollander's number. He thinks he's got it alllll figured out. The blind fool. You don't even know that you just met the other half of your soul, numbnuts. THAT LIL BOY IS GONNA REARRANGE THE CENTRE OF YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN UNIVERSE!!!! HE'S GONNA CUM FOR YOU HANDS FREE THE FIRST TIME HE DOES ANAL!!!! YOU KNOW FUCK ALL!!!!

poughkeepsiesjr

eddie diaz good fucking LUCK to you brother

poughkeepsiesjr

he's so Big. the baby is so Small. eddie RUN

mazzystar24

The concept of buck getting a mini him (with chaos, impulsiveness,adhd, recklessness and all) and getting to realise he was never hard to love??? That it was his parents all along???

I’m chewing on the bars of my enclosure

cuntessa-lestat

the ragebaiter and the ragebaited

buckslasagna

New Girl S06E15 - Glue

ticklefighthockey

I still think it’s so funny that shane was assigned gay by rose landry and his reaction was WHEW! thank god someone else decided that for me. anyway I’m off to get my man I can sense that he’s making bad decisions in a club somewhere

ticklefighthockey

rose: do you want me to set you up with my friend?

shane distractedly: what? no I’m obviously already embroiled in a years-long situationship with a disaster bisexual who is physically incapable of expressing a feeling out loud. and I’m positive he’s off being a nightmare somewhere so now that I’m gay for sure I need to track him down and greet him with such awkward but well-meaning compassion he ends up sobbing in my arms

livelovecaliforniadreams

#This Is Some Crazy Crazy Twisted Parallels

emziess

@gaydadeddie asked: The first time Buck held Theo & The next time he held him 9-1-1, S06E18 & S09E17

poughkeepsiesjr

the fact that eddie is so often mislabeled as an angry man by people who don't know him and yet buck sits there with a shit-eating expression on his face while eddie looks at him with genuine murder in his eyes and the rest of his face set in stone and just goes 🫵hangry

poughkeepsiesjr

eddie: 😐

various members of the public, for some reason: he's terrifying, who knows what violence he's capable of

buck: his tummy is literally empty

penandinkprincess

i know that ilya's ass is SO dramatic about getting his goodbye kisses after he and shane are together

shane forgets because he's running late for a meeting one day and has to rush out of the door, and he then arrives at the studio for the photoshoot he has booked to see a text from ilya with three different headstone styles with "one of these, i think"

and is just "for?? what??"

"when i am dead from broken heart because my husband does not love me anymore and does not kiss me before i will not see him for twenty years"

"ilya, i will be home in like four hours"

*pictures of two different casket models* "i am thinking the darker wood one, but perhaps that is too nice for your taste now that you do not love me anymore. perhaps you will bury me in cardboard shoe box like sad, dead hamster."

penandinkprincess

ilya on this video call: *dismissive hand flick* hollander, this is not important. you are stealing my moment. back to what i was saying: red roses, i think, for the wake. i know they mean love and you do not love me anymore, but maybe you can just pretend for the sad people who come to mourn me so they do not turn on you for being the cause of my death-

no-lovelorn-hazard

autistic-shane-hollander

I need people thinking they can "tell on" Ilya to Shane when he's doing something chaotic, only for Shane to do the equivalent of showing up with popcorn. shane going, "I don't put up with anything. I chose this." yes that is my monkey, yes, this is my circus. My circus is running perfectly. I love my monkey and his business.