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doyouknowwhatimeme

Actually how many users do we got in this dump

like, five

a couple millions?d

7 billion people and counting

uncountable

just the old fraying corpse of 2014

antimatter particles

2016 with a gun

nobody you know, ever

the flames of platos cave

minions. minions all over

yo this is an incredibly serious poll dont mock me

final answer

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

Reblog for sample size and for giggles thx. Also ill be reading all tags of so go wild people

#poll #the art of making polls to poll #eh i just got curious lol

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

Breaking news: washing hair in the sink is less friction than having a hair wash shower. Who knew.

I care nothing ab football but please in begging you have the singer guy rehearse the choreo too next time. I was in tears for shakira and the kids omg

#world cup #shakira #dai dai #the way he kept getting behind and slightly to the side of shakira #in exactly the right spot to get brained in the face with every single movement #while live to the whole world T_T #@ shakira my beloved im sorryyy #tbh its probably cause he was slow to position and the kids got there faster #so they locked him behing shakira #but still.....#go to the rehearsals dude

narutwitter

toskarin

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

Extremely ill about the angstiest fics ever written on planet earth

#naruto #the dephs of illness some fics in this fandom bring me to....#i swear i love kakashi but people sure love to make him and everyone around him suffer and write it all in extreme detail

Who thought writing a fic 30% smut and 70% suffering over terminal illness guy dying and leaving his new wife was a good idea

Had a pseudo karen moment earlier today (tbh completely justified and legit according to me my mom my friends AND the law but whatever) and im still waiting for the adrenaline to go down omg omg. I was made to speak with the manager which gave me the DIRECTOR OF IDK WHAT on the phone omg omg and i was there trying to hold myself together cause no i wont be gaslit about your own terms you made me sign only cause u thought u could change em and pretend i had alzheimer or something hhhhhhh

#i was part of a burger place's opening event where they gave uhmmm a year of free food from their shop for up to a certain amount weekly #and so today was the first time i went to get my ✨free✨food✨ etc and the cashier had several opinions ab how i was and want allowed to use #my food voucher #and it WASNT how it was written out in the rules id signed actually #so we had some back and forth #i decided that fuck him i was gonna be having my free nuggies one way or another and insisted till he got me a manager #who immediately washed his hands of me phoning the director of idk what and giving me the phone #and this director guy had the gall to try and gaslight me into believing the rules were different from what i remembered?? when i literally #have the pictures of the contract they ahd us sign cause i am nobody's fool BITCH?#anyways i told him i had proof as in pics and he changed strategy to “oh then it mustve been a typo in your specific paperd #cause the overall rules are x y z #and i was like bestie.... i aldo took pics of the rules as youd posted them on the shop's door the day of teh event.... theyre the same....#anyways ge kept trying to literally gaslighting me and he literally i swear said #the promotion was on x but we had to write y in the rules cause x wouldnt have been legally allowed....#then BUTCH MAYBE ITS NOT LEGAL TO HOLD ME TO IT?? perhaps???? hmmm????#i dont care ab your internal issues with your own rules you wrote and provided me #i only care you stand by what you had me sign. bitch.#and he insisted he wante dmy details to check cause again mybe my specific rules were diff from the rest #and i told him “man if my discount disappears by morning ill know whose fault it is ykno”#he: “well no i could never thats illegal you kno”#wELL ur not giving off trustworthy atm broski #considering u literally said the rules u wrote down r placeholder for another set of rules taht wouldve been illegal to write down fr fr #like whatttttt #anyways he said to get whatever i wanted today and on monday he wouldve sent notice to hold me to “the rules id signed no problem #mom keep joking that theybdeserve a class action #and the true issue was that i didnt want to get a burger but the nuggies #which werent included in the burger menu items #but were in the overall menu #which was why i insisted basically #but srsly it u do a promotion on sth i expect u to stand by ittttt omgggg is it too much to askkk

charl0ttan

no matter who you follow they always turn out to be a tumblr user

waterfire1848

I’m sorry but….this is hilarious to me😂. Zuko literally leaving his fighting pose to yell at his little sister is both so in character and such a sibling move.