Evan

Marauders Fandom <3

[stareggie]

sirius: *sneaking into james’ bed at 3am*

james: yo, what, sirius -

sirius: i just finished watching bambi, james.

james: …

sirius: i’m fucking sad now, james!

james: for fuck’s-

sirius: he reminds me of YOU, JAMES-

[fiasco95]

(Jegulus, Rosekiller, Wolfstar!) MODERN AU where the 3Bs heard someone disrespect Regulus and the outcome of it is well..

Regulus, putting his jacket on:

Dorcas: Oh, where are you off to?

Regulus: To bail out the 3Bs.

Pandora: 3Bs?

Regulus: Brother. Bestfriends. Boyfriend.

Dorcas & Pandora, sighing and getting ready to go out as well: Fuck’s sake.

Bonus…

Regulus: I’m not mad that you did what you did. I’m mad that you got caught.

Sirius, James, Remus, Barty & Evan: Sorry.

Dorcas: Can’t believe you didn’t invite me.

Pandora: Exactly. Then you guys wouldn’t have been caught if we were there to help.

[melstinybrain]

sirius: you look familiar

barty: so do you, where do I know you from?

*long pause*

both: jail.

[spiritstar477]

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

[garforarts]

sum domestic jegulus ☕️☀️

[agaypanic]

i should be on a reality tv show. i’m pretty, and a little evil

[evan-ate-that-up]

Ok so I have an Ao3 Fic recommendation

I fucking love it ngl

@badhairred

[qwertyisqueen]

Hey this is to all my mutuals! Ala eighth grade introductions, please share a fun fact about yourselves! No pressure, I just find it interesting!

@cheriboms

@kirks-slutty-red-tights

@spocks-husband

@emperorsfoot

@eternally-intermittent who I was inspired by

@h0l0gramglasses

@kingof-the-crossroads

[lixorloveslicorice]

one time I ate a spider and it wasn’t that bad no my name is not spiders georg it’s Ashley hi

@awizardsdisaster @the-gnomish-bastard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @amphibiouswizard @combustion-witch @achivement-unlocked @beemovieerotica

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

A fun fact about me is that i have synesthesia so smells and some sounds have shapes and colours to me.

@magical-bear-dubin @username-not-registered @the-gnomish-bastard @yetanothertransgirl @good-wizard @siley-the-wizard @verylegalwizard @rowanchai

[magical-bear-dubin]

Idk why smells and tastes seem more color sensical than sounds to me.

Like i can understand what a yellow scent is, but a yellow sound?

Also fun fact about me:

I have chromosthesia (which is also a synesthesia: symbols to colors so like X is orange, A is white, and & is black, and 3 is blue)

Ill try to not tag twice so uhh

@iamshmolphrog @birdwizardofficial @crunchycatepillars @lixorloveslicorice @agentldiddy @mxamalgam (hopefully still here 😢) @annotated-catastrophe @mayhem-moth and screw it @awizardsdisaster get tagged again >:)

[agentleem]

I can solve a Rubik’s cube in less than 2 minutes

@mayhem-moth @the-thing-of-worms @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @slimylittlemaggot @slymewitch @selldemapplez @durgalmaple @phlo0p @sun-almighty-wukong

[slimylittlemaggot]

I can make balloon animals!

@applegameisprollytaken @beloveddawn-blog @fuitgummygirlthing

[applegameisprollytaken]

I am bilingual, I know English and Spanish

@just-hyper-active @cow-stealin-gal @snailmusic

[cow-stealin-gal]

One of my eye floaters look like a noose/sperm.

@crystaza, @mayhem-moth, @agentldiddy, @skyethebisexualwolfwizard

[crystaza]

I speak English, Mandarin, a bit of Cantonese, currently learning Spanish

@snaked57 @blue-shark-named-blahaj @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @dobry-slimak @fillersideblog

[blue-shark-named-blahaj]

I can match about 120 country names to their flags from memory

@lizluvscupcakes @uneevee @adangerousapple @atotalmessagain @prestonmonterey @blue-the-berry-boy @dobry-slimak @goldeneclipsee @hileynoteson @pacificglovebox

[per-ardua-ad-astra-x]

i can pick locks and know way too much about the ba fleet in 2021

@theamccafrey @piratecrowley4life @kieranthecoingoblin

[theamccafrey-deactivated2024071]

I have a lifetime streak of never having cold drinks

@discoveredreality @catinasink @nickbutnodick

[nickbutnodick]

I have never broken a bone

@pretentious-media @rorythinks @bonesbeetle

[anarchist-that-doesnt-dream-dea]

i can name all the presidents in order.

@lostlosersclub @fuckyouuuuuus-blog @imnotactuallyoklol @obsessingoverl @death-by-cognitohazards

[imnotactuallyoklol]

I can do stupid anime voices

@wisteria-angel-xox @everdayfairytales @remoirsess @radio-silence-fan @roselandsrl @teenytiny-ant @tragicallyhim @theshyqueergirl @t0r1spr1ng @yua-t @irisandhergaypotatoes @idontwanttobeabuzzkill @ive-never-been-a-natural @ucanbanything @universe-friday @osemanobsessed @obsessingoverl @o-kye @picasso22 @pan-lc @a-very-soggy-cat @annabethmylove @dhruvsurvase-07 @death-by-cognitohazards @fuckyouuuuuus-blog @happydelusionaltyrant2 @haunted-headset @hugs4neth @justafrogghost @justabiigirl @justsomeinsanehuman @lizzietrashkittie @lostlosersclub @living-my-ghibli-dream @cjardiml @catinasink @babyqueenfangirl @buttercup-in-wonderland @blonde-tori-spring555 @bay7let @nickbutnodick

[justafrogghost]

Uhhhh I can make really really high pitched noises

@whoisflattery @evan-ate-that-up @reggieblacksupreme @rorythinks @orchideous-nox @prongsieeee

[evan-ate-that-up]

I can recite every last word of Hamilton and tell you who says what line

@industrations @nyxiolls @jaylienpotter

[evan-ate-that-up]

James and Sirius would definitely jump out a high up window infront of monty and Effie on April fools, and they’d have a broom waiting just below the window out of sight to safely land on

[evan-ate-that-up]

HEHEEE

Choose your fave James Potter Au

Pirate

F1 driver

Boxer

Bodyguard

Band Member

Hockey player

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2024

[evan-ate-that-up]

Hear me out real quick

Wolfstar as huskerdust

Sirius as Angel dust

Remus as husk

Sirius is flirty and traumatised and pretty desired

Remus is calmish, honest, swears a lot and drinks

[evan-ate-that-up]

(Modern Marauders)

In the Gryfindoor common room:

Sirius and James stood on a table:

Sirius: Pardon me are you Aaron burr, sir?

James: that depends who’s asking?..

(Two hours later)

Remus: SHUT THE FUCK UP

[evan-ate-that-up]

Marlene:…

James:…

Sirius:…

Remus: (holding regulus back) Why is there a huge lion painted on the entrance to the dungeons..

[evan-ate-that-up]

James running up to regulus and falling onto the floor hitting his head on the stones: hey

Regulus: ..what are you doing

James: I fell for you~ (winks)

[evan-ate-that-up]

Imagine

James and Sirius turning into animals in the dorm and play fighting while Remus watches, disappointed

[evan-ate-that-up]

Cant decide if I want to be a marauders character or be with them 😭

[evan-ate-that-up]

Imagine:

James had snuck out of the dorm to go to a certain Slytherin, and Sirius and Remus where yet again kissing, Peter was laying in his bed absolutely horrified as he heard the sounds coming from two of his best mates, who happened to have forgotten the silencing charm.