#regulus being regulus

[samo-lyuba]

Regulus + Stars = My favourite conception

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[peckedpolaris]

james: stop being so pissed; lets talk about this properly, baby black; since we share sirius

regulus, pissed: if you don't leave me alone, im going to tell sirius you hexed me

james:

james: what??? i havent !!! ever!!!

regulus: sirius doesnt know that

james: ??? sirius knows i wouldnt!!! ur his brother! he's my best friend

regulus: so?

james: he knows me! he knows i wouldnt

regulus: sure. maybe. but you think im gonna go to him without proof

james:

james: you're gonna hex yourself?

regulus, scoffing: of course not

regulus: im going to cry

james:

regulus: sirius hasnt seen me cry since i was 8; if i go to him, and cry, he wont think of the logics; he wont think 'oh would james do that?' 'is my little brother emotionally manipulating me?'; he'll just be pissed

james:

james, weakly: what if i tell him you said this

regulus: what? you think he'll believe that id willingly embarrass myself by crying

james:

james:

regulus: i would crawl in and out of hell, just to make things uncomfortable and miserable for you

james:

james: all i said was that holyhead harpies didn't have the best season this season

regulus: you bitch

[wolfishlysweet]

regulus is actually more playful than most people would expect, especially around james. he likes to bite the muscle of james’s arm and james just lets him.

[sunseekerchild]

Incorrect quotes based on my friend group:

Regulus: I tried hitting on James.

Remus: And?

Regulus: I basically told him, “If you’re unavailable, your dad’s not off limits.”

[sable-520]

Regulus: Can you fuck the sadness out of me?

James: … I could… but do you want to talk about why you’re feeling sad

[crouros]

One night in the Slytherin dormitories, before Rosekiller was official.

Barty, half-asleep, fingers tangled in Evan’s hair: I love you.

Evan: …What?

Regulus, behind his bed curtains: Don’t you dare pretend you didn’t hear that.

🖤

[alltheyoungregulus]

Everyone knows that Remus was everyone's first crush but what about Regulus being everybody's first kiss?

Him and Pandora had a little smack on lips as children before either of them realised they are gay

Evan asked his help to practice kissing

Remus and Regulus made out during spin the bottle (and secrelty Remus thinks he is better kisser than Sirius)

Barty and Regulus make out for fun in parties

Peter wanted to kiss a boy to figure out if he is really straight

And James and Regulus finally kissed when James was seventeen (he had been going out with Lily but never ended up kissing her because it didn't feel right)