#regulus being regulus

[samo-lyuba]

Regulus + Stars = My favourite conception

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[peckedpolaris]

james: stop being so pissed; lets talk about this properly, baby black; since we share sirius

regulus, pissed: if you don't leave me alone, im going to tell sirius you hexed me

james:

james: what??? i havent !!! ever!!!

regulus: sirius doesnt know that

james: ??? sirius knows i wouldnt!!! ur his brother! he's my best friend

regulus: so?

james: he knows me! he knows i wouldnt

regulus: sure. maybe. but you think im gonna go to him without proof

james:

james: you're gonna hex yourself?

regulus, scoffing: of course not

regulus: im going to cry

james:

regulus: sirius hasnt seen me cry since i was 8; if i go to him, and cry, he wont think of the logics; he wont think 'oh would james do that?' 'is my little brother emotionally manipulating me?'; he'll just be pissed

james:

james, weakly: what if i tell him you said this

regulus: what? you think he'll believe that id willingly embarrass myself by crying

james:

james:

regulus: i would crawl in and out of hell, just to make things uncomfortable and miserable for you

james:

james: all i said was that holyhead harpies didn't have the best season this season

regulus: you bitch

[wolfishlysweet]

regulus is actually more playful than most people would expect, especially around james. he likes to bite the muscle of james’s arm and james just lets him.

[sunseekerchild]

Incorrect quotes based on my friend group:

Regulus: I tried hitting on James.

Remus: And?

Regulus: I basically told him, “If you’re unavailable, your dad’s not off limits.”

[sable-520]

Regulus: Can you fuck the sadness out of me?

James: … I could… but do you want to talk about why you’re feeling sad

[crouros]

One night in the Slytherin dormitories, before Rosekiller was official.

Barty, half-asleep, fingers tangled in Evan’s hair: I love you.

Evan: …What?

Regulus, behind his bed curtains: Don’t you dare pretend you didn’t hear that.

🖤

[myrows]

The way I sometimes forget that, canonically, James is an arrogant, self-absorbed bastard before his character development. And I’m so here for it hehe