evan is eating rocks (call that apatite)

gay // 21 // geology major // mcyt enthusiast // bears in trees enjoyer since '19 🚗🔨💥 ♡ 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by sternbergcamps. caption: for those of you who still don't understand *exactly what a geologist does...]

[future-crab]

Imagine being Anais Mitchell and writing a song about the rhetoric of fascism so incisive and prescient that 10 years later an actual fascist would use that exact rhetoric down to the highly-specific phrasing in his presidential campaign. But also it took 10 years for the project you wrote that song for to move from living room shows to concept album to theater workshop to off-Broadway to Broadway, and its Broadway debut ended up coinciding with said fascist's successful bid for the presidency, and now it looks like your song that you wrote in 2005 is a super unsubtle reference to that one particular and highly-topical politician.

Frankly if I were her I would have started killing.

[map9810-blog]

[evansentcoffee]

Was watching a relaxing fishtank building video and got jumpscared by pewdiepie boyinaband congratulations FUCKING hell

[sighinastorm]

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

[chacha-tortuga]

[sighinastorm]

Man. You get it. :^)

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[deadeyedfae]

Fer Justice

[evansentcoffee]

Starting to think the bf has a relationship to deltarune similar to the one I have with danganronpa. Where playing the game is almost always a slog and you hate a lot of the characters but SOME of the characters plus the premise is interesting enough that you can't help but care about it a little bit

[evansentcoffee]

you are a normal guy you can call the apartment you are a normal guy they are paid to answer the phone you are not inconveniencing them you are a normal guy a lady calling you hon does not automatically mean condescending you are a normal guy you are allowed to be annoyingly persistent when trying to find a place to live

[evansentcoffee]

apartment ghosts me makes me feel like unnormal guy :(

[petchya]

nevermind i LIED there is always time for the worlds best girl. i like to think because she's so creative she'd be experimenting with her hair all the time. extensions braids cutting styling or growing out and just accentuating her natural style

for @creatingblackcharacters' melanin beam challenge!

[evansentcoffee]

you are a normal guy you can call the apartment you are a normal guy they are paid to answer the phone you are not inconveniencing them you are a normal guy a lady calling you hon does not automatically mean condescending you are a normal guy you are allowed to be annoyingly persistent when trying to find a place to live

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[illslegal]

Kotteri taught me that using light yellow as background colour is pretty nice compared to normal grey

[waywardwarren]

[funtergeist]

piece i made for @utdrloveletterzine ^_^