ו°Eve The Weeb°•×

Dead inside but still living; Existing but without meaning.

[mod-panta]

HEY THIS IS MOD EVE HERE TO TELL ALL OF PIÑATA'S FOLLOWERS THAT I AM IN CONTROL OF THIS BLOG NOW

[eve-the-weeb]

:)

[mod-panta]

YO WHAT THE FUCK

[eve-the-weeb]

I'm going back, you'll hear from me shortly, darlings~

[eve-the-weeb]

Update: she changed her password and blocked me :'(

[eve-the-weeb]

Update 2: I THINK I BROKE HER TUMBLR GUYS HELP I'M SORRY

[eve-the-weeb]

Reposting for the ones who missed this:

@mod-panta has moved blogs, she has gotten locked out thanks to my stupid assholery. I'm really sorry. However! You can still reach her, at @aestheticpanta, @panta-chan (I think) and @hanfu-panta, please refollow her if you haven't, she does amazing art and is a really amazing person (hdskfben how can you forgive me for what I've done im so sorry QoQ) and will be picking up from where she left off on her blog; nothing has changed apart from her moving accounts so please go support my hermanita-

[home-and-having-tea]

Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:

-The Witcher came out

-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars

-Stickbugging

-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times

-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today

-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week

-The Sonic movie came out

-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl

-4/20/2020

-X Æ A-12 Musk

-UFOs are real apparently

-Plane flights were like $15 at one point

-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback

-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here

-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us

[gui1ttripping]

[obsidianmage3]

these all feel 5 years away at least

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cipheramnesia]

This is the look of almost instantaneous regret.

"I made this sacrifice for comedy and would do it again but I was not prepared for the outcome."

[areweforgiven]

being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[nodogsallowed]

uquiz that tells you what circle of hell you would go to

[nodogsallowed]

please reblog w your results <3

[eve-the-weeb]

let's go fraud friends

[useless-englandfacts]

[leftoversalad]

[freakus420]

this is giving me a fucking aneurism right now why do you freaks think that "pansexuals" are the only ones special enough to be attracted to nonbinary people dkfjksvksjcandnaxnecbaxkq

[vampire-juicebox]

Alternate title: Biphobia to become the new normal?

[blood-drunk-discourse]

implying its new

[italian-depression]

Bisexuals are attracted to nonbinary people too you idiots

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

I’m not sure what’s weirder: AOC accidentally posting a link to one of the most popular Lumity fanfics in The Owl House fandom to her official Twitter account, or the fact that she didn’t try to cover up or deny anything and just admitted that she was the author and forgot to switch accounts

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

God I love it when my followers submit something that’s funnier than anything I could come up with because it makes reading the comments and weblogs so much fucking funnier /srs

[learningftw]

Read the URL but also gotta say that in mobile it actually hides most of the url cuz it’s too long

[storyweavingspider]

I hate that this and the darker timeline blog are still so indistinguishable from our current reality I have to double check to make sure it’s fake.

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

God we really need to give credit to the person who submitted this cause they created the post that has fooled the most people so far

[thelonersquad]

KGKFJJFKFN ARE THEY NOT THE SAME PERSON

[gailytine-deactivated20250205]

Show off and tell [sisters edition]

This comic just gave me a gallon of serotonin and decided to finish this silly comic!

Alt. Ending

[miir4ge-deactivated20210710]

i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

<] :)

This is the wizard who runs my computer

[snowylynxx]

the ability to see ppls tags when they rb in the activity center now is so intimate.... i feel like im seeing into ur brains

[snowylynxx]

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[worstdoctorsyndrome]

Hey btw this is a pro mary sue/"cringy" oc blog. You're creating! You're having fun! That's all that matters and I'm proud of you.