Oh, So Silly

[tabloidsores]

(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis

[evildaed]

[surreptitioussilhouette]

In the Context of Ancient Ritual Sacrifices

Heroically rescues the virgin sacrifice with style and charm:

Also rescues the sacrifice, but gives the sacrifice a thorough scolding about managing to get into this frightful pickle in the process:

Sneaks in disguised as the cult leader, throws back their hood, and gleefully sics the eldritch spirit that was summoned on the cult, before also rescuing the sacrifice. All persons involved think they're way scarier than the thing that appeared in the circle:

Still have marks from being chained to that marble slab:

[maudelynn]

The Rose and Butterfly ~ by Jacques Leclerc for La Vie Parisienne c.1929 

[beggars-opera]

Witch 1: When shall we three meet again?

Witch 2: When the hurdy-gurdy's done

Witch 3: *absolutely shredding*

[fer1972]

Portrait of a small boy reading by Gluyas Williams

[mavity]

fumbled the interaction

[ghost-bison]

skidaddled

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[encounteratnearpoint]

LeVar Burton lowkey has the cutest laugh ever

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 10

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[3liza]

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[sixty-silver-wishes]

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

[ngalitzine]

listening to the killers knowing fuck ass brandon is giving 10% to the mormon church

[highly-invested]

Reading the cosmere knowing fuck ass brandon is giving 10% to the mormon church

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[sev-arts]

Trans Swimmin'

[ispyspookymansion]

did you do anything gay and or trans to celebrate pride month this year

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 2

decide the nuance of your answer for yourself this is your call

[ispyspookymansion]

can more losers reblog this please where are my fellow No’s

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

famed detective Hercock Holmes. is that anything.

[apolladay]

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Voting ended onJul 6

[rilkeanheartfemme]

there is nothing hotter than a butch wearing glasses