Snapity snap. Give my sanity back.

Do I look like I give a fuck? No not one. How many fucks do I give? Zero.

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[everchanging-mentality]

Sometimes I’ll make suicidal jokes and my friends will be worried but tbh it s not even suicidal ideation bcs it’s not like i WANT to kill myself it’s just that the world in all its evil and horribleness with ppl who do bad things who will never face consequences

That’s overwhelming why would I actively wanna wake up and live in a world like that

How to deal with existential dread and tiredness except is it really existential when it’s always happening around us all the time? Idk

[pocketss]

healthcare professional 🫡

[memewhore]

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[neurovarious]

love is in the air? WRONG! dragons

[alexxuun]

Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

[tanukipost]

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

[queercodex]

the lottery by shirley jackson

[tanukipost]

hold on i have to read something real quick

[tanukipost]

dude

[beemovieerotica]

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

[beemovieerotica]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.

[villainessbian]

God's worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

one of the lines of all time

[everchanging-mentality]

I like tumblr bcs you rlly just witness ppl having private conversations in public and u can comment too

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[chillyfeetsteak]

[krudman]

[collidedscope]

Legend also pledged half the prize money to Palestinian Relief.

[freshmoviequotes]

Goncharov (1973)

[redstonedust]

I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

[rannithebitch-deactivated202312]

haha, hey you're a pretty cool person *picks up your speech patterns and non-verbal habits*