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Yes, I'm going overboard with reblogging art.

[troutreznor]

@/_olive_ridley

[bigfan1811]

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[tapacamino]

Reverse John Wick.

[fipindustries]

aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

[theothin]

okay now this tracks

[k25ff]

I find it Pleasing that that alien is clearly based off of a Hallucigenia.

What a deep cut into the Burgess Shale.

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[reddwoods]

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

[simkaye]

You’re welcome 😘

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[georgedontdothat]

optimus prime

[injuries-in-dust]

Some useful websites.

[elegantpersoncreation]

[georgedontdothat]

he’s at it again

[cipheramnesia]

I want to see a Thai martial arts movie shot in this guy's house where everyone keeps trying to use things in the house as a weapon but it just falls apart because it's chocolate and what's supposed to be a badass fight scene degenerates into a few helpless men sliding and flailing around in a giant messy pile of smashed desserts.

[rikonius]

I know how the scene would end. Bad guy gets up, draws a weapon, and PANG!

There's Chocolate Guy holding the one real metal pan in the room.

[the-haiku-bot]

I know how the scene

would end. Bad guy gets up, draws

a weapon, and PANG!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bogleech]

Dating a digimon would be weird because maybe you met and fell in love when they were a cyborg ninja wolfman or a big booby goth demon but sometimes they lose a fight with a mechagodzilla or a cthulhu and now you have to raise your hot monster girlfriend/boyfriend back up from a small boneless chinchilla.

[bogleech]

A Digimon will ask "would you still love me if I was a worm again?" and what she means is that this is canon

[bogleech]

I can't believe I actually forgot this was an option.

To clarify for various replies on this, Digimon have branching evolution trees that vary in every new game, series or virtual pet. These all have evolutions that "make more sense" as well and a Digimon with a human partner specifically will keep cycling through the same evolutions that become its personal defaults. But, their evolution is mainly based on the Digimon's experiences and personality. A Digimon can become literal garbage because they're comfy that way but more often because they gave up on life or for some reason they just felt like they deserved it (😢😢😢) ...in the virtual pets it can happen when you, as their designated human partner (not owner or trainer like in pokemon; your digimon is your equal), just let them neglect hygiene and exercise.

So basically you might simply be such a big piece of shit, that's what your digimon friend turns into. And maybe it even evolves from a piece of shit to rotten garbage because you continue to be two useless slobs together for years and years. Just a couple scumbag roommates who play Xbox and watch dirty anime and chug monster energy all day. But ONE day ...one day you piss off a dinosaur made of guns (which is another real digimon) and it's about to liquify you with a million bullets in one nanosecond, and suddenly your stinking sewage roommate realizes in that moment that you're its entire world, all your good times together flash before its eyes, the beautiful lifetime of baja blasts and hentai gaming streams I guess, and a glowing light envelops it and suddenly the dinosaur bullets are all deflected in an instant by this mysterious beautiful rose woman seemingly out of nowhere.

The question then is whether you're inspired in turn to become someone worthy of that powerful bond, which is the kind of thing the franchise generally suggests you ought to do, or now it's just you and Rosemon living off flavor blasted Cheetos and screaming at Call of Duty.

[maximum-overboner]

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

[bunjywunjy]

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Controversial take if I've ever heard one

[luckycavy117]

What are you talking about that cow knows what's up

[blumineck]

This is a super common problem for beginner archers, so here are some ways to avoid it!

For more archery tutorials, join my College of Arrows (yes it's a Bard subclass reference)

Or support these videos and get bonus content on Patreon

[petermorwood]

Forearm whack with bowstring is no fun.

Even less fun (it only happened once) was when the bracer (guard) wasn't high enough on my forearm and a bit of flesh got viciously pinched between the released bowstring and the upper end of the bracer.

I got a purple blood-blister the size of a small grape, surrounded by a bruise that turned some amazing colours before it went away, and learned two very important lessons.

Don't do that again.

Buy a longer bracer.

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