Something meaningful

Mar/Scotland

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[dogpuppy]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[yellowmotorola]

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

[10aliens]

it's an honor to teach you

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[cuppydogshane]

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[roaldamundsen]

she okay yayed too close to the sun

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[stupiderat]

Agott Arklaum

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[steveyockey]

shane hollander’s nonsuicidality is awesome not because he has any particular reservoir of like “life is worth living” joie de vivre he just doesn’t see it as an option. he would survive a 127 hours type scenario and get asked how he didn’t just give up and be like Well I Had To Succeed. I Saw It As A Task I Was Given

[sioltach]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.