everything is copacetic

valerie. 30, somehow. metro detroit, mi. forever emotional.

[anxietyproblem]

[gremlininho]

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

[butt-berry]

Dragapult family (about to adopt a new sibling)

[pkmn-ruby]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[cottaqecore]

ana schüler

[festeredhearts]

[beardedmrbean]

[sonshine-arts]

underwater hangout~

[depsidase]

[victusinveritas]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

[creepymutelilbugger]

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

[dogpuppy]

[always-an-evergreen]

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO 2010s POPPUNK

[evermorevalerie]

a fellow pop punk car in 2026..... my eyes are misty

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[nyctophilia-35]

[liberalsarecool]

We need to have this conversation. Isreal is killing children and babies. There is no defense.