eat ass smoke grass sled fast

i made this blog so i don't have to be anime on main || 21 🇮🇪 she/her

[weirdplutoprince]

Yiling Patriarch era Wangxian is so fucking funny like.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan always looks so angry and disturbed whenever people accuse me of stealing away virgins and fucking them in my evil cave. He must hate to think me so far gone and depraved

Lan Zhan: it should be me in that cave

[forest-creaturre]

Before I return to the MAWS mines and toil away to ruin and bones (keep drawing my silly au while waiting for season 3)

I had to draw some werewolf Rumi for @kinschi (sorry for tagging u again ;w; but y’all gotta go check out HIBM asap) Sometimes I go years without drawing a wolf only to get yanked back into the void by the middle schooler in me drawing sick wolf ocs and watching YouTube speedpaints

[eggsaladstain]

kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out

[bane-of-technology]

- via @ilovedthestars

[sandushengshou]

the untamed + text posts

[rosemarysfemhusband]

Yoshiki & ‘Hikaru’ as textposts <3

[mistgardens]

That one twitter trend

[dismoondart]

[boyoent]

[420technoblazeit]

the summer hikaru died is a horrible tragedy about being the only gay people in your hometown and how that complicates the experience of realizing your feelings for someone, the sense of isolation and otherness you feel growing up and knowing that youre different. it's also the series where a teenage boy falls off a cliff and dies because he stopped to look at a tree shaped like a sexy lady. im not kidding btw that's literally how original hikaru died. that's the inciting incident of this whole series. he went AWOOGA and ate shit so bad he died in the forest and that's how he got replaced by an eldritch entity. anyway everybody should watch the anime the first ep is out now

[dismoondart]

He’s innocent

[dismoondart]

This feels so gross… this feels good

[wenofqishan]

jiang cheng and lan wangji’s ability to not bond is honestly astonishing. name any other pair of characters who could spend three months fighting at each other’s side, having both just experienced the destructions of their homes at the hands of the same people, while searching desperately for a person they both love, and end up with zero emotional connection at all. iconic

[hawberries]

The empty space where you used to be; the part of you that's a part of me

[hawberries]

unwell about the twin prides of Yunmeng in the big 25

[thoodleoo]

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

[kamenriderhamo]

shouldve called his ass hilarious

[jentucker]

"At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, 'And yet it has just eaten from my hands!' For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.' So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed."

—Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

[pharahsgf]

teen lan wangji is boring as shit & all other kids avoid him like the plague except instead of being all anguished pariah about it he's just like good fucking riddance 🙄 and goes to do more activities that would put the average 15 yr old to sleep in 0.4 seconds. autistic bitch of all time.

[pharahsgf]

wangxian is so funny for this too like imagine if you wanted to hang out with the super fun popular kid who gets invited to everyone's parties and has a snapchat streak w all your classmates & he's like sorry i can't i have to obsess over the anthropomorphic personification of the rulebook