EMMA. 2020 | dir. Autumn de Wilde
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EMMA. 2020 | dir. Autumn de Wilde
Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her.
EMMA. (2020) dir. Autumn de Wilde
The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need
I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.
It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it
Mildly Interesting Dump #5
I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow
These three ceiling fans run off of one motor
The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light
The perfect symmetry of this plant
Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating
This tiny ceiling tile at my house
My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.
The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.
I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.
The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole
Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily
This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons
This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt.
The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.
Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds
My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.
This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.
Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him
This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer
This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland
You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.
I made a piano shelf
This purely golden bee landed on my car today
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
So why do you think you are suited to this position?
What are your achievements so far?
What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?
Ten Major Artists:
Wong Wong & Lulu
Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait
Pepper’s self-portrait
Tiger the spontaneous reductionist
Misty goes off the wall
Minnie, the abstract expressionist
Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.
Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch
Smokey at work
Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.
Princess, the elemental fragmentist
Charlie, the peripheral realist
this literally makes me so happy
I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms
Alison Bechdel drew a Fun Home coda for New York Magazine. Panel 5 is about where I started crying at work. That’s definitely Oskar Eustis in panel 6.
DINOSAURS OVER THE YEARS
This is a series of posters I made to show how our perception of Dinosaurs and other animals of the mesozoic changed over the years. These and few more are featured in a Youtube video you can watch HERE
this art is available for prints, t-shirts and other goods HERE
http://mariolanzas.tumblr.com/
(photos via EverythingFerns)
its this guy lmao
I love it when the internet manages to track someone across multiple shitposts.
when life gives you lemons
that’s my pediatrician
Irish women living outside of Ireland returning to vote for determining right to abortion/reproductive health/pro-choice.
Photo credit : Alastair Moore (via viperslang)
I think this is going to go down in history as an iconic photo from the 2010s.
The determination on their faces. Especially the woman in the blue skirt and brown shirt.
im going to have a stroke
Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”
Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”
I liked the part where the possums ate fruit
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me and my various becomings
#they all should have gotten sixteen emmys each for this