Harry Potter Pick Up Lines A.K.A. The Way To Win My Heart <3
Are you speaking parseltongue? ‘Cause you’re talking to my snake.
Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
We’re not in Flitwick’s class, but you’re still charming.
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could visit your restricted section tonight?
I’d like to get my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets.
Do you want to go to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Spend a night with me and they’ll start calling you Moaning Myrtle.
You don’t have to say Lumos Maxima to turn me on.
You have to be magical, because I have fallen under your spell.
Would you like to make some magic? My wand is at the ready.
You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
Ever heard of Platform 9 3/4? Well, I can think of something with the exact same measurements.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
What do you say we go find the Room of Requirement?
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Did you just use the Petrificus Totalus spell; because you’re making me stiff.
That firewhisky is like a portkey; one sip & we’ll be back at my place.
You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro; you’re growing me a bone.
Being without you is like getting hit with the Cruciatis Curse.
My love for you burns like a dying Phoenix.
Without you around I feel like I’ve been sent to Azkaban and the Dementors are sucking out my soul.
If you were a Dementor I’d go criminal just to get your kiss.
You should be on my Quidditch team because you look like a Keeper.
The sorting hat would put me in Gryffindor, because just like Godric, I too have an impressive sword.
You don’t have to say Accio to make me come.
I see you’re headed to bed. Mind if I Slytherin?
Though I am He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, I’ll make you want to say it.
You’re a Firebolt amongst Cleansweeps.
I may not have muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
Are you a boggart, because your ass is Riddikulus.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra, because you’re drop dead gorgeous.
If this were a Quidditch match you’d be a Quaffle and I’d be the Chaser so I could score with you.
I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be a real animal.
You don’t need defense against my dark arts.
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
After tonight you’ll want a timeturner so you can experience it again & again.
Can I get the password for your portrait?
Your smile is like expelliarmus; simple and disarming.
The sorting hat thinks you should be in my house… and also my bed.
Did you just use Wingardium Leviosa, because you’ve got me rising
Did you just cast Obliviate or are you just naturally mind blowing?
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you
I need to practice Occlumency, ‘cause I just can’t seem to get you out of my head
I’m like Oliver Wood, I’m a Keeper
I’ll be your choosen one
I must have has some Felix Felicis because I think I’m about to get lucky.
I don’t have to say Bombarda to make you explode
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
the greatest things exist if your awesome enough to find them (Y)
