what's the matter, fellas?

puck. 25. dutch. she/her. an asexual literature master student with too many kinks who writes too many fanfics, while also trying to finish her studies. desperately wants paul mccartney to slam her against a wall.

[imaginebeatles]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 21: Fuckity Fuck Paul had thought that his friends only wanted the best for him, with giving him a gift card to a brothel and all. Now, having ended up in a room with a stunningly handsome male whore, he needs to reconsider those ideas about his friends, and his beliefs in life altogether. It’s just for ten minutes, though… Definitely a once in a lifetime thing, and all that. Totally! Right? Right??

Here it is!! The next chapter of Ten Minutes! @chut-je-dors and I have been working towards this chapter for over 2 years now and finally it’s now been posted! 

Please let us know what you think! We love reading all of your comments and messages. They make our days and without them we probably wouldn’t still been doing this. They really help us to keep going. 

Also for this chapter, please note that we have added two new tags, and be warned that there will be slurs and minor descriptions of violence towards the next of this chapter. It’s nothing too bad, but we’d rather warn you just in case. Better safe than sorry. 

Thank you for all the support!! We love you!! 

[carolsturka]

You were only waiting for this moment to arrive...

[imaginebeatles]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Popping in briefly on my hiatus (i’m doing alright, just... working through a lot of stuff), to share something silly and not at all serious that me and @chut-je-dors have been working on during past few months. 

It’s a fun little song analysis thingy where we determine how gay all the beatles’s songs are. It’s meant to be fun and not at all serious. please enjoy our silliness and have fun with it. 

Here’s the paper’s abstract for those interested:  

in this Very Scientific paper, we will (objectively) analyse the whole of the beatles’s discography for GAS (Gayest Album Score) in order to determine which album is objectively the gayest beatles album. we will close read the song lyrics and pay attention to the BV (Bi Vibes) of each of the songs to determine each song’s GSS (Gayest Song Score). the average scores of all songs will determine the album’s GAS. our findings support the Sgt. Pepper Supremacy Theory. further analysis is required before we can determine each member’s GBS (Gayest Beatle Score). indirect influence of Cognitive Stimulants may have affected these findings.

Also feel free to share your thoughts. just be nice and mindful that this is not meant to be taken seriously. but we do wanna know all you guys’s thoughts 👀👀

[chut-je-dors]

Chapter 19: Boyfriends And Prostitutes Make Life Hard ;) Paul had thought that his friends only wanted the best for him, with giving him a gift card to a brothel and all. Now, having ended up in a room with a stunningly handsome male whore, he needs to reconsider those ideas about his friends, and his beliefs in life altogether. It’s just for ten minutes, though… Definitely a once in a lifetime thing, and all that. Totally! Right? Right??

Hi guys! Surprise, we sometimes work fast! Here’s a new chapter that we’re sure you’ll love! We had a lot of fun with it. Enjoy!

Leave us a comment too! We love to hear all your thoughts <3 They are an important motivation for us

Till next time, toodles! (yes i really did write that word just now)

[imaginebeatles]

Popping in to share the new chapter with you guys!! Please let us know what you think. Comments really keep us going. 

Also sorry for the lack of activity the last couple of weeks. I’m alright, just dealing with properly recovering from everything that happened the past year, and I’m getting there slowly. Just taking a lot of time for myself. At least I’m getting back to writing, and it feels really good. 

Expect more Ten Minutes hopefully soon... 👀

[ladiesofthe60s]

Pattie Boyd, 1965

[four-no-one]

[luharibol]

[beatlesincolour]

[sod-st1ll-sleeping]

john lennon goes brrrrr

[eppysboys]

💖 hello, i’ve made a ‘Which Beatles Era Are You?’ uquiz 💖

[imaginebeatles]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: For months, John has been begging Paul to burn him with one of his cigarettes and now finally Paul has agreed to do it. John can hardly wait...

For the anon who asked if I would ever writing anything with Paul giving John consensual burn marks with his cigarette... Here you go!! I hope you will like it and that it lives up to your expectations. This was so much fun to write. The setting is very vague, so you can imagine it taking place in whatever year you’d like. 

This fic has a lot of different kinks in it, so please heed the tags. I don’t think there is anything too bad in it (especially when you take into consideration what the main premise of this fic is) but just be sure there isn’t anything you don’t want to read. Anyway, it could be a whole lot worse too 😉 Paul’s really quite sweet to John, and it’s all consensual. 

Please let me know what you think! My next priority will be posting a new chapter of Art and Obligation. I’ve been getting back into it, rereading all that I’ve written so far, and have started on the next chapter. There’s gonna be a lot happening... 

[todosphotos]

Rock & Roll

[thegoldenymph]

[sgt-paul]

FEBRUARY 19th, 1971 ↳ Paul McCartney’s first solo single is released.

Denny Seiwell, the drummer from the Ram Sessions, called [Another Day] “Eleanor Rigby in New York City.” The lyrics describe the drudgery and sadness of an unnamed woman’s life at work and at home. Paul’s wife, Linda McCartney, provided vocal harmonies on “Another Day”. Describing his and Linda’s distinctive harmonies, McCartney said “I wanted ‘our’ sound.” Matching the lyrical sense of isolation and social alienation was the unique sound of “Another Day.” Studio Assistant Engineer of the Ram sessions Dixon Van Winkle said that Paul asked him to pick the single. With McCartney’s blessing, Winkle mixed the song and pressed 100 copies for radio stations. “The next day I heard it on the air, I realized…we got carried away with the bass part…it pumped like crazy. But we never remixed the song, and Paul never said anything.”

(please check out this amazing post about ‘Another Day’ too!)

[por-siempre-the-beatles]

[mrwsholmes221b]

I’m in a very domestic McCartney mood, enjoy him making bread 🍞

[rude-studio]

Rene Magritte L’Idee Fixe, 1966

And on the wall at what I assume to be Cavendish? Photo by Linda, 1997

“Idée fixe, (French: “fixed idea”) in music and literature, a recurring theme or character trait that serves as the structural foundation of a work. The term was later used in psychology to refer to an irrational obsession that so dominates an individual’s thoughts as to determine his or her actions.”