All Black Everything

I'm Mac, I'm 18 Years Young , I Live Life One Day At A TIme , And Enjoy What I Do Wanna Know Anything Just Ask , Doe

[kingjaffejoffer]

A man really can’t say he got game unless he could have fucked Phylicia Rashad in her prime. 

That’s the barometer.

[thislifeshitistrash]

Why did this speak to me so clearly?

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[xavierluca]

[iraffiruse]

[arab-babe-deactivated20161117]

Incredible

[no-o-r]

0-100 at light speed

[cumonthevoid]

he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance

[epees]

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[passionatemango]

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

[psychedelicfelon]

Bruh

[kingrudegyalchina]

Who the fuck signs off on the permission slips for the daily field trips

In the Magic school bus ??

Cause Miss Frizzle ain’t shit .

She the shit but she low key ain’t shit .

#adulting

[officialonlyfansofvegeta-deacti]

Facts lol

[kingrudegyalchina]

Like how the fuck you put niggas kids in volcanos ?

How Kisha and Tim ain’t tell their mom bih ??

[officialonlyfansofvegeta-deacti]

Or taking them on trips through the human body and shit??

[kingrudegyalchina]

Tuning people kids into a damn pickle . Niggas almost getting smashed by penny’s and shit .

[ this shit is on Netflix ]

[officialonlyfansofvegeta-deacti]

Lmao I been checking and just shaking my head knowing that this high ass woman that’s kidnapping her students every rip ain’t fuckin shit. But then adventures be lit like a muthafucka tho

[kingrudegyalchina]

She dead ass just shrunk the whole class and put them in the gas tank of the bus bih

[officialonlyfansofvegeta-deacti]

That bih right there man..,

[kingrudegyalchina]

I bet the kids go home and tell their parents what they did that day and their parents tell them to stop making shit up .

Lmao

I’m mad we live posting about The Magic School Bus breh LMAOO !!

[kingrudegyalchina]

OMG now she shrunk the whole class and put them in a model plane … She has no fear of God breh . She reckless as fuck ! This nigga Arnold fell out the model plane Bruh !!! And a eagle caught his ass !

MISS FRIZZLE WTF!!

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh Miss Frizzle dead ass watched the kids turn themselves into bats right . But then she took the whole classes parents on a watered down version of the field trips Bruh . Even if those kids tried to snitch this bitch covered all her tracks breh -_- Damn son she dead ass threatened the kids in front of their parents . She scary as shit bih . Miss. Frizzle how are you so dope but honestly ain’t shit at the same time ?? That’s why these parents signing off on this shit. You brilliant , evil being ….

Evil genius

[centerfordiseaseletroll]

I bet she’s the school superintendent for her state now.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh No

Fucking kids up all while teaching them some trill shit.

Her old students still transferring their kids to her class cause they think that shit is normal …

Arnold is in the nut house and he shot up some science class cause he thought that their field trips was going to be the same as Miss. Frizzles …

Like man …

That old bus about 30 years old and trying to hold on . Trying to work like it used to .

& Miss. FRIZZLE NEVER HAD A DAMN BUS DRIVER . She was always using the bus as a reason to neglect them niggas .

“Oh y'all good ?

Cool learn by your damn self !

FRIZZ AND BUS OUT !”

[6trillion]

I was just telling my girl this shit the other day when Arnold almost got eaten by a frog.

[kingrudegyalchina]

She fucked him up . The one time she let him chill from a field trip .

He ended up being the damn field trip .

[centerfordiseaseletroll]

No permission slips, no consent, no actual by-the-book learning…this lady definitely moved up the ranks with her white foolishness.

[kingrudegyalchina]

But she’s a brilliant teacher ..

Idk how to feel Bruh .

Miss. Frizzle noooo!

[bigtitbandit-deactivated2016101]

OMG 😂

[agirlapencilandaplan]

what do you think would happen if one of those kids died?

[kingrudegyalchina]

Scandal from hell . All the kids will be in court telling the judge their adventures and he will be in disbelief . But at the same time he would look at the magic bus chained up in his Court room with Liz trying to break him out . The kid who died would be Arnold because Miss . Frizzle stay trying to set my mans up for the okie doke .

The two black parents of both Tim and Kisha will be sobbing because the whole time they thought their kids were making up stories and now they are mad at theirselves for not listening to them the first time .

Miss. Frizzle will revile that she’s low key a mad scientist .

But at the same time when they ask her questions she will answer with how they gotta make mistakes and magic and shit .

The Principle will be shitting himself because he doesn’t want to be involved and he had no idea what was going on in his school regardless .

News cameras everywhere .

It will just be a cluster fuck .

They are going to have the fbi going through her class room and shit to make sure there isn’t s hidden stash of drugs somewhere .

[asavedheathen]

You make me want to watch this now

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh being an adult makes you analyze shit

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Bruh remember when she took the class an turned them niggas into ants??

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh remember when they went to go look for Bella the frog and they almost got eaten by a fucking bird because she shrunk the whole fucking class ?!!

[420vision]

Bruh, remember when they took tgat adventure thru Ralphie’s body? They were literally exploring this nigga’s ass

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh remember the episode where she shrunk the whole class and put them niggas in a pin ball machines so they could learn how the fuck it worked/ learn how light works for the rainbow ?!! Like bitch ?!!!

WTF ARE YOU DOING MISS FRIZZLLEEE?!!!

then she literally was watching them when she put them in the machine like oh have fun you little shits .

[kingrudegyalchina]

Like this bitch dead ass shooting light beams at them Bruh !

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg dude the principle of the school is black . That nigga came into the classroom to talk to Miss . Frizzle right . Meanwhile the class is in the fucking pin ball machine and she shooting light beams at these niggas . Now Arnold taking an L trying to entertain the Principle and shit while Miss. Frizzle playing super tactical laser human light beam tag with her class Bruh .

This tew much .

[realnessoflife]

Are y'all forgetting the episode where this bitch took they ass to fucking Pluto and did nigga Arnold turned into a literal block of ice

[kingrudegyalchina]

A whole ass block Bruh !!!

[gin-and-biscuits-deactivated202]

I’m mad at you for this post. I’m mad at me for reading it and remembering the episodes.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh remember when she shrunk the whole class. Put them in a chicken and these niggas got fertilized and were traveling down the whole ass chickens cervix (ovaduct) then them nigggasss were stuck in an egg and Liz had to crack them???!

[beautifullysimplisticchaos]

this bih got a mug shot

[kingrudegyalchina]

Chill

[mayasia12]

But no one gonna talk about the time they were all trapped in an oven though?

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh

[yannasekkara]

This entire post has me dying. But fr when they went to Pluto Arnold should have died! Like my nigga committed suicide just to prove a point to his bitch ass cousin (I hated that snarky bitch) like A BIG ASS BLOCK OF ICE! AND HE ONLY HAD “A COLD”. Fuck outta here with your sorcery Miss Frizzle. Bitch belong in Harry Potter. LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT! THUS AIN’T RIIIIIGHT!!!

[kingrudegyalchina]

I just watch that episode Bruh . All for a damn fish Fry !!!! You made these niggas get skeeted on for a fish fry !! Like Miss. Frizzle the fuck is you doing sis ???

[tragicbackstory-deactivated2016]

The Magic Schoolbus ended like 20 years ago and now y'all wanna snap on ms. Frizzle like you didn’t want to go to outer space or inside a volcano!! 😂😂 y'all fake

[kingrudegyalchina]

Hold on Bruh . You and that evil genus can get this work

[holybolognajabronies]

I needed the laugh this post gave me lol

[familydntmatter]

Bruuuuuuhhhhhhhh

[iamhannalashay]

This whole post got me skressed

[uglyassprettyboy]

At niiiight I think of youuuuu

[uglyassprettyboy]

I waaaant to be yo lady babayyyy

[allbeautynobooty]

If your game is on gimme a call boo

[his-liquid-poetry]

If your love is strong I’ll give it all to you

[jjsinterlude]

At night, I think of yoooooouuuuu

[jayayyenneee-deactivated2019103]

I want to be your lady, babaaay!

[reauxworld]

If your game is on, gimme a call boooooo

[triniboi]

If your love is strong, gonna give my all to youuuu !!!

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Fuck it up Tina!

[blueklectic]

Reminder

Dominican men ain’t shit Jamaican men don’t eat pussy

Reblog to save a life

[everythingblackdoe]

Native Jamaican men don't eat pussy

[puffsaddy]

the cranberry juice

one time i was messing with this girl who was interested in getting some sad dick in her life..i was with it..she started talking shit like all girls do..saying her box was a1..she’s talking like she has the freshest box all time..the ill nana..she said her sister taught her how to have good pussy and through these teachings she has achieved next level pussy status..she said her shit was on all madden..im like 

..how?..she told me she does nothing but drink water and cranberry juice..im like cranberry juice..i dont even fuck with cranberry juice like that like that…if its not cran-grape or cran-mango its not in my fridge..anyway when we finally got up i took her out to dance..end of the night while im closing out the tab at the bar shorty asks the bartender for some cranberry juice

i knew it was lit..it was finally time to see what the fuck she was talking about..i came in with low expectations like i always do..i dont really eat random girls out like that but she hyped it up so i felt obliged..and if she was just talking all that shit just to get me to eat her out, i was gonna do it anyway because she put the effort in..im a nice nigga you know?…im also blunt tho which i told her…if her shit was trash i would be informing her..we get back to my apartment and get into it…i wasted no time..i threw her on my bed and went to work..im kissing down her stomach..teasing her..i finally get to it

…….NIGGA….her shit legit tasted like heaven..i had to take a second and thank god for the both of us..thank him for allowing me to have been blessed with such an angelic experience..thank him for allowing her to grace such a world between her thighs..i felt like when adam ate the forbidden fruit except i’ll put bread up that her pussy tasted better..put that on mama..i questioned life..i questioned my purpose of being on this earth..i questioned why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight..i took a second to thank the gods, jahs, and allahs like

some pussy just tastes like nothing or has a little flavor but her shit tasted like i should’ve thanked her..im eating her out and im thinking im being a giving person but turns out she was the gift..her pussy should have its own commercial..the commercial gotta be some shit like the old cocoa puffs commercials tho..nigga and aside from the taste she was wet as hell..i swear she leaked through to downstairs and i know the white dude who lives under me was like

to sum it up tho after we were done i was speechless..she was asking me like “what?” i just kept shaking my head..i was in disbelief..ive never wanted to eat a girl out more than i wanted to fuck her so it just through me all off..i looked at the world differently that day..i was deadass ready to be one of them tumblr niggas that put the flowers in they hair and make hearts come out they ears..i was able to sympathize and understand now..my life has never been the same since..

[thotstories]

See what I said about cranberry juice 😊

[lesteslayss]

Hmm cranberry juice ? 😂🤔

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

“See, I always handle my B.I., in the fashion of B.I.(G.), but I’m ‘Pac with the content…” #RIPBIG

[urbansocialight]

Yaasssss Rob!!!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Thank ya kindly!

[surra-de-bunda]

Me during sex

“You not gonna do shit”

“fucking loser”

“Is that it?”

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

me: ok I quit sorry 4 wasting ur time

[wendino]

Lmfao

[kinggvaris]

Oh 😳

[iicki-vicki]

Well damn

[pussyxpalmtreesss]

Whut

[shevyshev]

what school is thisssss

[laurennohill-deactivated2017010]

Oh hell no! They doing too damn much in a textbook 😂

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

just press play

[naran-ja-deactivated20161104]

Gawd damn

[slmflwrr]

Lit

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

“you still with that nigga?”

“yeah, why?”

“just asking”

[thislifeshitistrash]

“Y'all happy?”

[dossantos23]

“he treat you good?”

[fuckthisblogshit]

This a new bryson tiller song ??

[thebootydiaries]

i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this

[a-n-d-a-l-e-e-b]

This is so fcking rude he’s being nice

[thebootydiaries]

[tetasdegarfield]

You are a scumbag

[thebootydiaries]

[2sposy4mo-deactivated20180609]

yeah dude you were kinda a dick

[thebootydiaries]

[jimbowned]

Why I hate women

[thebootydiaries]

[thetrippytrip]