DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

25. She/Her. Bi. Latinx. I’ve been here too long. Probably tired.

[ratfuck]

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

[its-caesar-bitch]

socrates: is it true that the wisest man knows that he knows nothing?

citizens of athens: 

[sai-fujiwara]

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

[ofbeautsandbeasts]

we were all thinking it, so here it is XD

[haltraveler]

[wilbdhm]

[adhoption]

is it just me or

[adhoption]

[cctinsleybaxter]

Watching the defunctland handwich video and losing my fucking mind watching them spoon warm tuna salad into a cone

[cctinsleybaxter]

[flexibilitas-cerea]

Salem Saberhagen, everyone.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sexygaywizard]

I sigh and get off my computer and grumble on down to the local wizard tower with my ceremonial knife again

[dorianlegret]

[dorianlegret]

By Dorian Legret © : INSTAGRAM & FACEBOOK - SHOP + OTHERS

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[cinemagorgeous]

Gorgeous tributes to the original Star Wars trilogy. 

By artist Matt Ferguson.

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

love when people say “separate the art from the artist” about youtubers. what is their art? ruining LA?

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

“yeah this creator who’s content is essentially selling his personality may have collaborated with white supremacists but i just really appreciate the way he sells 60 dollar hoodies to middle schoolers”

[emeraldotter]

cat employment

[fapper]

No like im actually so sick of these stupid ass capybaras lol

[vivifromloona]

ok pull up then?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

seriously considering buying this

[thundergrace]

The Senate voted unanimously to make Juneteenth a national holiday.

That means EVERY republican senator voted to make Juneteenth a national holiday. NONE of them objected. That includes the most racist of them. So that shows you what an empty gesture it is, because the likes of Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz were like "*shrug* why not?"

They're trying to wipe Critical Race Theory and the 1619 Project clean from the curriculum and go back to pretending slavery never happened or wasn't "that bad" and of course go back to pretending racism is over and denying systemic racism exists. That is the current news wave. That is trending, pressing, news.

And in the midst of that they go "sure, let's make the day that literally marks the end of slavery a day of recognition" because it doesn't mean shit.

Now, Juneteenth should be a national holiday and this would be great news if it came with approval of Critical Race Theory and MAYBE if they also passed the goddamn Voting Rights Act and stopped implementing Jim Crow era-type suppressive voting laws in a different state every month.

There's no action behind it. It's empty. It's useless.

[christel-thoughts]

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[oceanmonsters]

If you haven’t seen the meme, it’s three photos of me showing my flapjacks to the judges and then a quote, I don’t remember saying this but apparently it’s how I talk, says “Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit”

James Acaster on his Bake Off experience - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

[pandulez]

[oldblood]

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