[kaijuno]

[n1t6g251436]

[xanaxfarts]

girls using iPod Shuffles as hair clips

[memewhore]

[kaijuno]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[howtobake-remaking]

Ripley's don't believe it

[howtobake-remaking]

[everythingisnaked]

Post dinner bath

[everythingisnaked]

This one

[betterthankanyebitch]

how can you not love kids lmao

[with-practice]

LMAOOO

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Girl….. lmfaoooo

[mountainshigh-valleylow-deactiv]

💀💀💀💀💀

[bishopmyles313]

Lmfaooooo yo she said, “WEEE!” Real quick lmfao yo I’m deadddd

[candiikismet]

Omg I would have screamed

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[voldemo]

“your password is weak”

You’re the weak one And you’ll never know love, or friendship And I feel sorry for you

[kursedkitties]

What if we kissed in the fridge??? Just kidding. Unless...?

[cursed-kat-images]

😳😳😳

[sonypraystation]

last straw I’m gettin an android

[funnytwittertweets]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[evilkaito]

this post started 5th wave feminism

[thebelchers]