Cult of the Hapless Hamster

My name's Alice, but many people misunderstand and call me Alison. I don't have the heart to correct them. When I was little I wanted to be a marine biologist until I realised fish give me nightmares. Be the flame, not the moth. xoxo

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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone

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Lily Vanilli’s Bleeding Heart Cake

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[everytrickinthebook-blog]

hey dis is da police you have a right to remain FAB-U-LOUS girlfriend

Oh you tease...

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Palmbrella – ‘portable sunshade with a tropical flair. Simulated fonds rustle in the breeze to remind you of carefree island life and relieve the tensions of the workaday world. A must for city-dwellers.’ Philip Garner

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carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natibus - seize the ass

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ponderin’

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Merlin does not approve.

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↪ Salem Saberhagen: season one

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