Yeah, something like that.

I mean, probably. I reblog stuff view at it.

[kitty]

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

[srrrokka]

[gun-flame]

[vonbaghager]

[awed-frog]

meanwhile on twitter

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

[deadgodjess]

Where is that tweet thats all “if anyone is tweeting in Cyrillic they’re most likely a Russian bot because only about 10 people who use Cyrillic have access to the internet” or some shit?

[regicide1997]

Here:

[heydeliah-deactivated20220520]

As someone who lives in the Balkans I can confirm. We have Internet only thanks to our Donkey, Dimitri, who runs in a treadmill which generates electricity.

[gcdk]

Reblogging to thank Dimitri for his service

[mind--master]

[ask-the-xx-weapon]

This was the best scene in the whole series

[saeraas]

[nessa007]

[valtsv]

ghosts are so funny. they're people who were just like "actually, fuck dying" and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else's lives. goals tbh.

[quipwit]

untitled ghost game

[justcatposts]

They are too small for stairs 

(via)

[thenatsdorf]

“I’m the king of the whirld” (via hunnies322)

[hanpancakes]

Cat study

[x-menunited]

[marxisforbros]

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

[theboylondon]

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

[mangonetics]

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

[holyromanhomo]

The last comment literally always cracks me up

[wev]

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 22, 1908

[thebohemiancircus-deactivated20]

Reblog to have a good natured bartender to give you $75. 

[veryfalsedocuments]

the new park by my house has some interesting features

[spamaohno]

real ones know why looking at this image immediately fills you with dread

[weaver-z]

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

[weaver-z]

The reading comprehension on this website……….

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[tchaikovskaya]

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

[auckie]

The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent

[did-you-know]

A legendary demon cat is said to haunt the Capitol Building in Washington, DC. The cat allegedly appears before major tragedies and was reportedly seen by White House guards shortly before both JFK and Abe Lincoln were assassinated. Though the cat hasn’t been seen in years, some say a set of paw prints in the floor by the Old Supreme Court Chamber are proof of its existence.

(Source, Source 2)

[sonic06apologist]

Bro come back

[kayas-wife]

Pspspspspspsps

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

The slip of paper says “This place is a maze. I can’t escape”

[dongwater]

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

[squided]

me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

[midi-wizard]

[mayothompson]

Fucking awesome

[zsnes]

im the guy who has to jack him off to keep him docile and to stop his thousand years blood lust and i totally agree. tight scrotum. small but powerful penis. circumcised.